Public Bulges

Can't hide from me under that table bro. 👀

When your competition is a tennis racket, and it's winning 😭

Homophobic to have these rugby thighs and not be manspreading. Spread mate! I beg you! 😭

Beige beauty

Are any of you the editor in chief of the Atlantic? Just checking before I drop my top-secret dick pic...

Absolute shame no one is seated next to me.

If you finally post pole you'll complete my resolution too.

Well-fitting trousers make all the difference. 👀

Seems like a nice place to warm my hands... 🤲

Cut 👀

Be sure to bulge whenever possible and perhaps our paths will cross someday. 😘

Kindly do.

*choking but in a good way*

Why is this the hottest photo ever taken

Going to have to choose a new pole milestone. 😭

Same!!!

If Kamala wins I'll post public pole.

I do.

Literally saliva dripping down my chin.

Hello yes I would like to change my order... 🤤

This man had no idea how ready I was to drop to my knees. 🫠

Olivier award deserving performance right here.

Sadly I didn't see any of the secret Grindr icons on his screen.

In the mood to sit under a table, for some reason.

Workaholic dude brought some LUGGAGE on board today.
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The photo may be blurry but my desire is crystal clear.

Wish I was that phone.

Honestly had to waistband tuck it after seeing this.

A adore sweatpant season.

Dog dad's got a chew toy. 👀