Zewps

why are you deploying chaff do you hate me do you hate my missiles

My son just described a Paul McCartney solo album as being “part of the Beatles Extended Universe” and I almost swerved my car into a tree.

GOP Congressman Massie:

“I don't know if that's precedented in this country to have a president call legislators to say that they're engaged in a hostile act, particularly when the so-called hostile act is trying to get justice for people who've been victims of sex crimes."

Oh.

These are a gem.
My old town had a tool library, my new town has a sewing library.
Gifts. 🎁

oh this part. being in relationship with others is vital and it is not something you can substitute for.

Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need

Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need theonion.com/man-rel...

What is Jeffrey Epstein’s (alleged) favorite book?

Here is part two of our recap of "I Called Everyone in Jeffrey Epstein’s Little Black Book."

she just earned herself a presidential pardon!

A mana curve that would give any EDH podcaster a heart attack

I’m already anticipating the scathing expose by @the-trinket-mage.bsky.social and @33elk.bsky.social …since this is the exact opposite of any good advice they’d give you… (I low-key like this deck tho)

If Star Trek taught me anything it is that there is always something bad hiding in a nebula.

I am a pretty tolerant and patient person about most people’s food and cooking preferences, but if you use an electric salt grinder I think you should be sent to jail

Unfortunately, this is where we are headed... shameful...🥺

Article 1, Section 9 & 10 have been removed from the official Govt website on the US Constitution. Among numerous points:
•Section 9 forbids suspending The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus
•Section 10 forbids ex post facto laws

This better be a joke. Ignoring these is full blow dictatorship

idle comic doodle

genocide denial should be shamed by everyone. this is about setting global moral standards. as a society, we can’t just accept it. you changed your mind? admit it, clearly and publicly.

Welker to Lindsey Graham as he pushes baseless conspiracy theories in an effort to gin up a scandal about Obama: "Are you trying to rewrite history to distract from the Epstein matter, senator?"

Call me a conspiracy theorist but there's something very artificial about the current Pedro Pascal smear campaign, and after finding out that the one against Rachel Zegler had legitimate funding, I wouldn't be surprised if JK hired some PR company to make it happen.

this wouldn't be happening if people voted for the lady who prosecuted sex criminals instead of letting the sex criminal win.

They couldn't handle the noodle incident ig

The lists of banned books range from Watterson’s Calvin and Hobbes, Silverstein’s A Light in the Attic, which includes some line drawings that depict bare bottoms, to books featuring LGBTQ+ youth like Two Boys Kissing by David Levithan to historical accounts like They Called Us Enemy by George Takei and Hidden Figures: The American Dream and the Untold Story of the Black Women Mathematicians Who Helped Win the Space Race, by Margot Lee Shetterly. Also included are reference books like The Complete Book of Cats and The Complete Book of Dogs, both by Rosie Pilbeam.

Seriously?

pen.org/magic-tree-h...

AOC: "when politicians leave government, they go and work for lobbyists and that tells you everything about the coordinated interests that are in cahoots all over regardless of party."

A yet another vizualization of the distortions of the Mercator projection.

A #roguelike map using the Mercator projection is projected back on a sphere. In the map, all the characters are of the same size.

until everyone got hooked on chat gpt and the like i don’t think i understood what my teachers meant when they said ‘when you cheat, you’re only cheating yourself’

#BookSky

Local Dumbfuck On Jumbotron Waits Until Last Damn Second To Wave

Local Dumbfuck On Jumbotron Waits Until Last Damn Second To Wave
theonion.com/local-d...

an old safety video called It Only Takes A Second set to the ECW TV intro

Women are punished more for not forgiving than men are for doing wrong in the first place.