my body is a machine that turns parents into disappointed parents
02.10.2025 02:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@projectgreyspace.bsky.social
the one who makes music
my body is a machine that turns parents into disappointed parents
02.10.2025 02:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0skeleton
15.08.2025 21:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0when they try to leave me due to my motor oil addiction but the car wont start:
27.07.2025 19:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βyeah did i show you my new coal powered...β
- power plant
- train
- car
- toaster
- fire
- oven
- knife
- oil refinery
yall probably think im fucking hilarious (which I AM) but all my humor comes from this one file on my computer called βbit ideas.docxβ which magically keeps growing with more and more funny things that i can draw upon on short notice whenever i need to be comical.
24.05.2025 16:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ngl i would have sold my left kidney by now if it hadnβt depreciated in value so much from being in my body
25.04.2025 01:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i could never be bulimic its so much harder to vomit on purpose than on accident
14.04.2025 20:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You thought the HAL 9000 was scary? well just wait until you see the HAL 9001, you aint seen shit yet.
09.04.2025 00:31 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my brain is actually full of anti-thoughts that perfectly cancel out any thought i might otherwise have
05.04.2025 15:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0who up holdin they horses
02.04.2025 21:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i asked my friend what my first post here should be and they said to post "elon musk is bad, get my music" to get 1 million likes and shares. so yall better get on that i dont have all day.
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