Sam Bee

Getting excited about a book series with a large internet following has reminded me that some people cannot fucking read. Which is fine but like, also don’t get mad at the author because *you* don’t understand what’s happening when it’s written very clearly on the page.

Soccer stadium, large fabric flag of Mae Borowski from Night In The Woods, holding an axe and wearing team colors. There is text in the Night In The Woods title font on the right and left. It reads "From Stonewall a brick and Portland an Axe, Respect our pride or expect our wrath." It's cool

I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up

I can’t believe we aren’t even a week in and already I am like….sincerely concerned for the safety of a lot of the people in my life. I feel sick. I knew it was coming but fuck I thought they would try to be a little more tactful.

Between the cold, OS coming out but not being able to read it immediately, and not being able to see the boo thing for 7 days it’s gonna be a really long fucking week.

Friend of the Forest

Hmmm there’s nothing like getting close to another person to remember that you are weird and there’s a reason you don’t. And it’s that you are weird, as you just remembered.

And the first one question this woman asks is “how many dates have you been on?” with a pause and skepticism written all over her face.
And I get it. We’ve both been through a lot, it’s hard to trust.
But like, first of all, i didn’t even say if I had said yes. (I haven’t, because I do need -

And I want to be excited. I hate how paranoid I have become over the last 10 years.
I just want to try and not completely get into my head about it.

Which is unfortunately a wild experience for me at this point. But we’ve been vibing really well. He’s so good at communicating and doesn’t like, over do it either. We’re also pretty compatible sexually. This is a person I am definitely excited about.

Having many feelings and thoughts most of which revolve around being terrified he’ll realize just how much I am not worth this type of behavior just like everyone else has.

A boy drove an hour to Greeley to sit in my hospital lobby with me for 45 minutes before I clocked and he did it just because he wanted to see me? He didn’t even know I was sad because i didn’t get to see my friends today…?

The Muppets Christmas Carol is the best of all Christmas Carols.

Ah well, it would it seem I am walking down the silly path of having emotions outside of friendship for another human again. I really do not want to have lose another person, I am so so tired. Why did I do this.

I am once again here to talk about Reddit. It’s just the most internet the internet can get and it’s fascinating.

A man walks into his apartment and says "glad to be home from work. time to change." He undergoes a Sailor Moon-like magical girl transformation, where a star pendant erupts into pink ribbons that cover his body and turn into his home clothes, a tattered Ween shirt and dirty sweatpants.

Espresso cup with a dark teal (rainforest) glaze on the bottom and a cool spotted blue and white glaze on top.

I’m in love with how the glazing came out for this espresso cup I made for a Christmas present. Glaze is white over rainforest. #pottery

A man wonders "how can we stop political acts from being reduced to mere spectacle." A woman obliviously draws. She looks up and says "huh? sorry, I wasn't listening. I was drawing a Hot Luigi." The man looks at her Yaoi-like drawin of assassination suspect Luigi Mangione. The man says "I dunno. Don't you think this cheapens it all?" The woman says "nah I'm gonna sell the nude ones on Patreon for 30 dollar subs."

I feel like I must have a very off putting face and my weird anxiety does not help, so i don’t blame anyone for not talking to me….it’s just nice when it happens 😅🤗

The cook they’re training to cover shifts for our night shift cook said she liked my haircut 🥹 she’s said more to me on her first day than more people have in the entire hospital over the last year.

Blood Mage

A monolith is awkwardly placed in a man's living room. The man's friend asks "so how long has the monolith been in your living room?" The man says "couple of weeks..." He goes on "it tried to teach me Spanish, but I got lazy with it." The two men go back to watching television, ignoring the monolith.

I don’t take credit for this meme, but I do co-sign.

On the list of things i didn’t know i needed to hear but apparently did 🫠

Well, I sent the text to my roommate and now I am going to die inside waiting for their response 😕

A coach points his hand at a basketball player who's on the bench. He says "alright kid, you're in." The kid gets up, but the coach stops him and says "no. not you." The bench starts moving and gets on the court, leaving the kid to stand by himself, dejected.

You do not come out explaining all that and sounding sane.

And like, just a minute before you were lightly smirking at the thought of an ancient fiery magical being yelling “For fish!” In the middle of a heated battle.

I would not recommend finishing the Abhorsen audiobook in public. Because then, then you’re just sitting there, hoping no one notices you’re holding back tears and looking like a lunatic.