Francis Ephraim

With miracles of genetic engineering so close at hand, my children or my children's children will be able to see a star wipe every time they blink

calling their burial grounds "elephant graveyards" instead of "elephant cemeteries" implies the existence of elephant church

@attnfrancis.bsky.social I saw this on the bad site and thought I had to bring it to your attention.

Hey there Delilah
I am writing the Quixote
Adding hermeneutic weight to
what Miguel wrought crude and floaty
Vis-à-vis
The work— attributed to me?
Or only he?

Moloch, the Canaanite deity which demanded child sacrifice

"ONE NATION UNDER GOD!"

The god in question:

a screenshot from Spotify, saying that Warren Zevon is "on tour"

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echinoid fossils on display, labelled as being "30 billion years old"

I'm not so sure about these numbers

❤️

🔥🔥🔥

I appreciate that the peccaries are being followed by a few Old Ones

in mrs matt boot's italki class today—

tutor: comment on dit "les abats" en anglais?

her: offal

tutor: mm oui, c'est horrible

I try to be careful about not pedaling conspiracy theory stuff too much, but I think it’s fair to say that in the coming years, we’re going to get more and more proof that there is no such thing as being pro-ICE and anti-sex trafficking.

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John Fetterman loping over the moors, slavering, mad, hands clotted with the gore of the heroes in Hygelac's hall

Just learned about "reverse logistics"and that term is stupid. I suppose I'm going to engage in "reverse driving" now because I'm heading home after work.

Sharon your countenance is shining upon us humble Iowans, thank you

flag outside a house with a picture of Snoopy on a bicycle and text reading "Cruising into Spring"

the only flag i stand for

Χρόνια πολλά!

(In Orthodoxy, All Saints' is the Sunday following Pentecost)

Happy name day, everyone! 🥳

I used to work in a bookshop here in iowa and Dylan Moran walked into the store during my first week on the job

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@mattboot.bsky.social are onomatopoeic animal names technically loanwords?

Really being protobipedal isn't good for food safety as a general rule, that's why chimpanzees had to evolve using sticks to dig for termites

Gorillas probably wouldn't be good food service workers on account of how many gloves they'd go through in a day

Imagine if my lactose intolerant self was the royal cupbearer. The king would only be able to drink oat milk

This is the logical juncture to abandon the hobby altogether but it's so much better for my mental health than being on here all the time

I won a chess game against my father for the first time tonight

I'm fine with pelagians, personally I like how they have those big bills to scoop up fish

Standing in the middle of the farmer's market with my eyes closed, imagining I am in Nessus