Whilst driving a Bentley

Absolutely terrible on the art of The Graun, of course.

Slightly concerned about you working with that awful Rylan though

Why has he got a fishfinger on there?

As an EU member state in 2014 didn't we vote for this? Now as one of those terrible 'third countries' we were so scared of, we're now one of 'them.'

Oh the irony

Didn't Jeremy refuse to engage at some point?

Next time, get in the EU queue with your wife. It's allowed

Oh, is that what it is..

Excellent choice. I re-read all the Harriet Vanes lately plus thoroughly enjoyed the Jill Paton Walsh ones too

Loving these Danny!

Best one ever. Was manager of a ski hotel. Team turned up on the coach.

Put their bags on their beds & went out to explore. Malcolm came back with a broken arm after 15 mins after pissing around on the patinoire. Complex injury & flown home. Never got to open his rucksack

Rows of plastic toy wheels with yellow centres

Some of the many toy wheels from a cargo spill we have picked up.

Plastic toy wheel lying among plastic fragments on the strandline.

On the strandline tonight, among a sea of plastic, another toy wheel from a cargo spill. Over the years, beachcombers have picked up hundreds of these.

If you are looking for some #halloween fun, this is awesome.

🎃UNCANNY HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN: DAY 9🎃

Today is one of our strangest, most convincing cases so far - Case 9: Is Walter There?☎

Deeply spooky stuff from #Uncanny listener Simon - is it really proof of contact from beyond the grave?

Send your questions and theories on the case to uncanny@bbc.co.uk!👻

Reform UK in the dock ⚖

9th October Andy Osborn.
14th October Neil Stevens, Tony Stevens, and Rob Sheridan.
15th October Sarah White.
21st November Nathan Gill.
16th December Mandy Clare.
22nd May 2026 Daniel Taylor.

Under investigation:
Joseph Boam.
Lee Duffy.
George Cottrell.

#ReformInTheDock

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So that makes it all fine then?

All wankers

I'll be honest but that recipe does not appeal to me somehow! Having said that, you are usually bang-on so it will be tried. Suspect my OH will love it, as spelt is a current 'thing' as far as they are concerned.

£30 a month. No more tennis or skiing for us this year

He's fucking awful

As a local government journalist of many years I could have easily told these plonkers that there is nowhere left to cut in local government. Actually anyone could have told them that.

*gasp*

Fantasy meets reality

Thick as shit Facebook warriors with no public service experience fail at public service. I'm shocked, shocked I tell you.

Oh FFS. This clown getting publicity again

He's the best screen Holmes! Perfect

@hunter-spatial.bsky.social

Always go for the smoked salmon option, failing that smoked haddock or a decent kipper.