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folks why is a man doing a drunken karaoke version of My Way

[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war

I’m cookin up a doozy of a post that’s gonna make like 2 people go “heh” then keep scrolling. stay tuned

I’m only here to embarrass my family on a more global scale

Photo of an embroidered keychain. the design features three little mice stirring a pot of soup. The pot reads “I’m busy making soup”

I’m excited to get these keychains in soon :3

the wrath of the fallen by Amber Nicole. Has a fire breathing blow job.

My Christmas Wish Is for Men to Stop Talking for 24 Hours OpenAI CEO Sam Altman telling Jimmy Fallon that he "can't imagine" raising a baby without ChatGPT nearly had me chewing a string of plugged-in Christmas lights.

all I want for Christmas is one single silent night
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regret to inform you all that the genai icon on the desktop part is real

Judge: residents must move out, ICE-raided South Shore building is uninhabitable • The TRiiBE The tenants of the property at 7500 S. South Shore Drive are ordered to leave the property by Friday.

UPDATE — For those who want to help, there’s now a way to donate directly to the 7500 South Shore Tenants Union to help with emergency relocation costs as residents “vacate in one of the snowiest winters in Chicago’s history.”

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just pop the bubble, man. what are we doing here.

honestly I don't want any career retrospectives on him that gloss over his racist vizier grandpa bullshit and act like he's responsible for making red bull successful when that is not the case.

GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE

jrr tolkien was the first to say "go birds." not many people know this

because the team was stupid? because the team favored lando? because they really wanted to embarrass themselves?

Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes” and somebody will say “so you hate waffles?” No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.

I’m now saying that you’re a loser and you have less reading comprehension and ability to watch formula one than my dog.

let’s see lando dunk 300+ points on the entire goddamn field or turn around a 109 point disadvantage to an actual championship fight.

okay let’s see lando put a tractor like the SF-25 on the podium. Frankly let’s see him put it in the points, get out of Q1, and keep it out of the wall.

lando wasn’t even in the lead of the championship until Mexico. Also can’t start a race for shit when max is behind him and chokes up and bottles it to let Max through. His racecraft is atrocious and projects every pass he’s going to make for easy defending. He had no wins until his car was a rocket

Do we need to watch Monza again?

get fucked, helmut marko

best car on the grid and not a single grand chelem and let max get within two points of winning that championship rather than locking it in months ago.

shut up you british mushy pea

ohhh my god you've been racing 30 years? should we tell everyone? should we invite fernando alonso

dude if max picked his own teammate he would have picked daniel. or kept yuki.

no I just know wheel

joke ass papaya team. joke ass driver. labubu looking twink. imagine having the same name as one of the coolest star wars characters and looking like that. embarrassing.

I'm extremely grumpy about labubu winning the wdc and frankly nothing I'm coming up joke-wise feels sufficiently hating.

low

i am looking forward to everyone being scared of Charles Leclerc again in 2026