Peter Berkes

Marmont got zero rings

Leader of Men! Also as Perfectly Normal as most Michigan people so it’s a natural fit

You had an inappropriate relationship *and also we thought we could do better

Michigan has missed out on Soup Szn, shame!

[CONGRESSIONAL HEARING]

Mr. Berkes, I’m going to read you a post you made on December 8th, 2025. And I quote, “Da’Shawn Hand moving like Mr. Waternoose on that interception.” Sir, can you explain what that meant?

This game is so funny dude

Dude these Cellini Law commercials with the AI of them playing football, boy you better get this shit outta here

The sound this stadium made on this play, I’m not sure I’ve heard anything like it.

Maybe this year we only have 10 teams.

Please do not let Bama in. Zero aura. These boys are dry as a bone.

Kirk loves calling guys “leaders on the back end”

That’s Ken Marino

Oh these? These are my Homefield Apparel flat front chinos

So are you gonna make the pants or what

I’ve always loved The Villa

Pronouncing this as “Engcroghapan” which is of course marzipan made out of charcoal instead of almonds

Stimmt nicht

I hate this fucker so much, another Big Baller Beane classic

I love starting a Duolingo streak on like December 1st and getting their stupid Wrapped thing and it’s like “Damn you did really shitty this year” thanks guys very encouraging

Metroid Prime 4 review: hell yeah

Honestly think most people would be pretty happy especially after the last couple days. There’s also a loud minority that would be super unhappy no matter what

Doesn’t take much, honestly

Idk I think we’ve gotta count it

Godly football

this is not for cam this is because i have seen a lot of versions of this take lately from people who thought franklin sucked and penn state needed to move on from that loser

Not posting my Spotify wrapped because the usage is probably like 90% my kids at this point. So yeah K-Pop Demon Hunters

Recruiting class in complete ruins huh? Sounds like a problem for people who care about recruiting. Which I don’t, to be clear. In fact here’s me:

Chad Pennington bobblehead

Yeah man we’re gonna build in space to power your computer that gets math wrong but also loses money every time someone uses it

Pat Kraft my guy you have absolutely fucked it, pack your shit