Peter Berkes

Officially back in on the Sabres. I am ready to be hurt again. No doubt about it.

War…path? ⚔️?

Can think of nothing more cowardly than pressing a button to shoot a missile that will land dozens or hundreds of miles away. Little bottle of water next to your desk. "Yes sir" and all that shit. Walking around saluting each other. Fucking losers. Killers.

On top of Everything Else, having an absolute 0/10 day parenting. Feel like I have completely fucked up my kids, who seem to have zero idea how to interact with another person without being mean, demanding, rude, or whining.

Anyway, now we’re flattening elementary schools at the behest of our great Israeli friends, who also love murdering kids with incredible efficiency. Thank you to our brave armed forces for Protecting Our Freedom, a goal to which I will not explain how this action is related.

If it wasn’t for the regime, which we have spent decades isolating and destabilizing to the near-exclusive detriment of the Iranian people, the region may very well know peace. Fucking listen to yourself.

“But *I* wanted to be the guy that made sure those Iranian school kids got killed!!”

You’d think that a fair amount of Republican congressmen would be pretty mad about being kept in the dark for months about a military operation that was planned and started without their consent, but unfortunately they are disgustingly pig people who like what is happening.

Posted before reading the news

It’s obviously nowhere near the worst part of all this, but these people are such embarrassing fucking losers

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

This is basically our government's reasoning for launching an overnight strike on a foreign nation

Can it please happen, like, today. Right now would be good.

Jesus fucking Christ

The existence of churros at the park gift shop in Dinosaur Train: Adventure Island leaves us no other conclusion than Mexican culinary tradition goes back to at least the Cretaceous.

Local Dad Spotted Hurriedly Eating Kids’ Mac And Cheese Directly Out Of The Pot Like Some Kind Of Freak

Mid weight jacket season is almost here my brothers. We are so close. Endless ways to Have That Shit On.

You gotta get the running done basically ASAP to have a chance I think

Sun’s out

Lfg

Scenes in the away end will be unreal when Jens-Petter Hauge scores a worldie to knock Arsenal out

Probably not but I think I could get close

We are leveraging Claude into everything we do. And that’s good, to be clear. No I can’t explain, you should just understand.

Brother let’s connect 🔌

Of all the things about looking for a job, probably the thing I resent the most is having to look at LinkedIn so much. Unfortunately I’m also in an industry overflowing with AI-obsessed bizarros, it is not good out there.

Saying Bodo/Glimt like it’s a Lee’s Hoagies commercial

If you are a grown man and your social circle isn’t talking about the mutual intelligibility of Turkic languages, it’s time to get new friends. Your network is your net WORTH!

Love that handsome bastard

tbf Nvidia is like the one company in this bizarre money loop that actually makes anything

I’m telling Stephen A about Calciopoli