Miško

a close up of a man 's face with the words no way jose in front of him ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words no way jose in front of him

Poštar ti donio pošiljku na vrata?

Ko kaže da nema vate? Odmah je ispod kondoma, možda zato niste našli 😉

Deda na brzoj blagajni ne uspijeva skenirat karticu vrijednosti
Ja: To vam je kartica od Kauflanda
Deda: Pa, je.
Ja: Ali, ovo je Lidl...
Deda: A zato neće....

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of a computer and saying time to go . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of a computer and saying time to go .

Brojim sitno! Kaže šef, kad mi prekovremene pretvori u slobodne dane + preostali godišnji, u uredu sam do sljedećeg utorka.

I barem jednog Srbina da budemo sigurni.

Prava žrtva je kad žrtvuješ nešto stvarno vijedno, npr. prvorođenog, čistokrvnog, Hrvata umotanog u hos-ovu zastavu

a woman covering her mouth with her hand while another woman looks on ALT: a woman covering her mouth with her hand while another woman looks on

Koju sve zaplijenjenu robu prodaju? Pitam za frenda....

Vid'la žaba da konje potkivaju....

a man in a suit and tie is standing in the rain with his eyes closed . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in the rain with his eyes closed .

...i taj dan je ovaj mjesec....

a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup of coffee and saying " you don 't say ... " ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup of coffee and saying " you don 't say ... "

Na x-u ima puno botova?

fry from futurama blowing a party horn in a cartoon ALT: fry from futurama blowing a party horn in a cartoon

Sretan!

a man in a purple suit and top hat says patience , patience little dear . ALT: a man in a purple suit and top hat says patience , patience little dear .

Mora prvo neko poginut u ruševini da bi se pokrenulo uklanjanje

a man with a mustache is drinking from a glass while wearing a blue jacket . ALT: a man with a mustache is drinking from a glass while wearing a blue jacket .

Sretan!

a man in a tuxedo with a snl logo on the bottom ALT: a man in a tuxedo with a snl logo on the bottom

4 od 53 fotke u ovom kalendariću su moje....

A kad ste vi završili na poslovnom kalendaru?

elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and the word chaos is above him ALT: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and the word chaos is above him

Idete na posel autom u ZG? Ponesite sendviče

Prestanite objavljivati da je Nazi websajt crko. Crko je davno - ko je još tamo je isto nazi il' budala il' oboje.

a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ? ALT: a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?

Zašto vodoinstalateri ne nose podkošulje i ostale tajne svemira

Amateri....

a man in a blue shirt and tie is looking at the camera ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is looking at the camera

Pa dobro si pročital

a man in a suit and tie is smiling . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling .

#vintage

Kaže teta Wiki da je Šišmundo bio gospar 🤷

Šiško (Menčetić)

a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and eating a candy bar . ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and eating a candy bar .

A kad si zahtjevna mušterija