Miško

Black fluffy cat with big round eyes peeking from green hills, holding a small white flower, under a colorful textured sky with the text: “Stay hopeful, even now. Especially now.”

A tiny flower of hope for you 🐈‍⬛🌼

Nije se smjelo reći da nećeš na Tomsona

Otvaram sezonu ispijanja kavice na balkonu. A vi, kako ste?

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Ništa od toga... 5 dana prije neg sam trebala počet radit odlučili se za drugog kandidata....

"Jesi živa?" nije baš najbolji uvod kad se sretnete na sprovodu...

Worrying that Trump has misspelled "bored"

Serija uz koju sam odrasla

Ako za ženu s malim cicama sad govorimo da ih "nema", hoćemo istu logiku primijeniti i na kurce?
Pitam za prijateljicu. 💅

a man in a patriotic outfit is holding an american flag ALT: a man in a patriotic outfit is holding an american flag

I tak.... Izgleda da od sljedećeg mjeseca radim za amere

I Jankomir je lijep po snijegu
#winterwonderland

Zima, zima...

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Ja svojeg nakon 11g, od toga 6g na istoj adresi, zovem suprugom samo u državnim službama i bolnicama, da se ne moram dodatno objašnjavat

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Ja sam prestala kad je bilo -15°

Ne morate stajat u redu ispred HNB-a. Donesite meni!

Ja sutra 😘

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Poštar ti donio pošiljku na vrata?

Ko kaže da nema vate? Odmah je ispod kondoma, možda zato niste našli 😉

Deda na brzoj blagajni ne uspijeva skenirat karticu vrijednosti
Ja: To vam je kartica od Kauflanda
Deda: Pa, je.
Ja: Ali, ovo je Lidl...
Deda: A zato neće....

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Brojim sitno! Kaže šef, kad mi prekovremene pretvori u slobodne dane + preostali godišnji, u uredu sam do sljedećeg utorka.

I barem jednog Srbina da budemo sigurni.

Prava žrtva je kad žrtvuješ nešto stvarno vijedno, npr. prvorođenog, čistokrvnog, Hrvata umotanog u hos-ovu zastavu

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Koju sve zaplijenjenu robu prodaju? Pitam za frenda....

Vid'la žaba da konje potkivaju....

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...i taj dan je ovaj mjesec....