Former Prime Minister Hawks

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My bi-polar condition got cured. Another factor could be my near-death experience recently.

I have finally come to my good senses, old friend.

For now, let me just speak a farewell, in case I won't See You Again. It was fun while it lasted, and I apologize for being such a bastard.
Thank you for your attention.
- Bill Bernard Hawks, former Prime Minister.

Until I have fully recovered and changed for the better, @keatsthepuzzlecat.bsky.social will take my place as the Prime Minister.
I don't know yet for how long I will be gone. But I know for sure that I will put all of my energy and time into this mission of mine. And it will take a while.
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I am not trying to justify myself as it would only prove how much of a self-centered idiot I am.
Starting today, I am planning to change my ways. I will stand up and fight my demons, I am man enough to hold my own ground.
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Everything I did was wrong. I was a corrupt bastard who almost murdered Miss Folley, and, well, in advance, was probably responsible for her eventual recent death.
The money hypnotized me and made me do horrible things, which ended ine of my closest friendships.
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After the recent events and chaos, I think it's time I release a statement about myself.
I am aware of what people are saying about me. I know what I did and what they acuse me of doing.
After my near death experience, I reflected on my character and behaviour.
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My apology speech.
By Bill Bernard Hawks.
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Guess who is back.

[With shaky steps, Bill leaves the hospital. Outside, it seems like the situation was completely out of controll, many people screaming and acting strangely.]

What the hell happened while I was gone...

Ugh... I think I survived... Did I?

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HE IS NOT THE PRIME MINISTER HE IS EVIL DONT TRUST HIM OR ANY OF HIS ORDERS EVACUATE IMMEDIATLY

WHY WOULD THEY PUT THEM INTO OFFICE

THEY ARE WATCHING ME AND YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE

YES I ACTED RECTLESSLY AND STUPIDLY
BUT YOU GOT TO TRUST ME
OR THIS WILL BE THE END OF ALL OF US

HELP ME
PLEASE HELP ME
THEY ARE GOING TO DO IT
WE ARE IN GREAT DANGER
DO NOT TRUST THEM

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They stopped me, the doctors. They forcefully put me back into my room and locked the door.
What is happening?

I am offended and I am insulted. I will leave this hosptial now.

Unbelievable.
Being forced out of office due to medical conditions and being ignored by the police.

Wha-
Anonymous? They are ruling one of the most important countries right now. As the official Prime Minister, please tell me who this is.