Mars

I haven't been listening to music that much lately which is so weird

At Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP Reports Camp East Montana has received several 911 calls in the span of five months about immigrants trying to harm themselves.

Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.

“fact-based feeling” is unfortunately an instant classic

Imagine someone paying me to write educational policy in DC for the summer 🙏🏾

I hate the feeling you get when you really really want a job and you're writing your application and you just get more and more excited about it

I need to stop snacking and just eat a meal ugh

Do you think planter dealt to him?

Any idea what could have messed his hand like that but leave the rest of fine, a janky parachute deploy or something?

Never forget

Y'all wouldn't believe what I just remembered about when I scrolled on Instagram

Alright, alright

Isn't globalism beautiful

Well they took your advice pretty quickly

everything we need to do to these guys is constitutional. You just need a non-corrupt judge with a sane person's understanding of "treason"

Do we have a Constitution anymore, or is it just optional? Because if it’s the second thing it opens up a lot of options about what to do with these guys

Y'all I just woke up wtf do you mean he bombed Iran

I could tell you were around my age- the people who remember 9/11 just have a different vibe on the Internet

Well now I want to hear it

This made me go reread my essay and it was both so much better and so much worse than I remember

it's 2016: north carolina introduces a bill to ban trans people from using bathrooms safely. there's a national outcry; companies withdraw business up to and including the NCAA cancelling a publicized game. the bill fails.

it's 2026: kansas passes a law nullifying trans people's licenses. crickets.

Feels so good to have your humors balanced through bloodletting when you ain’t got a natural philosopher in your ear telling you it doesn’t work that way

Solved it again slightly easier the second time

Yikes sorry my friend

My parents said the same thing but then I made them fall in love with California when I went to college there

That was me until I needed something to put my anxious energy into

I'm embarrassed to say today was the first time I solved a rubix cube

I am 100% sure that have been more articles about youth gender surgeries than actual youth gender surgeries in 2026. When is someone going to reckon with the fact that ‘pivoting’ on this issue means signing on to a moral panic?

I caught so much stuff at the parade today but tell me why they were throwing paper towel rolls