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Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.

08.12.2024 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 16565    πŸ” 1770    πŸ’¬ 475    πŸ“Œ 172

Doechii’s tiny desk was every bit as moisturized as I expected. Most pleasing.

07.12.2024 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a vida imitando a arte

01.12.2024 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4687    πŸ” 305    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 8
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Get in loser we’re learning discipline

01.12.2024 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious.

30.11.2024 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I love discovering a song and then listening to it 70 times in 48 hours 😈

29.11.2024 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9116    πŸ” 949    πŸ’¬ 374    πŸ“Œ 117

"onlyfans content creators" seems clunky. Let's just call them skinfluencers

27.11.2024 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3851    πŸ” 262    πŸ’¬ 161    πŸ“Œ 15

don’t nothing pmo more than the clean version of a song playing

27.11.2024 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 925    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 54

I heard there was a secret chord
Made Drake so mad
He went to court

26.11.2024 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4103    πŸ” 512    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 26

I can’t believe we got MEGAN, Glorious, Alligator Bites Never Heal, Chromakopia and GNX all in one year. The world may be literally falling apart but at least the soundtrack is fire.

26.11.2024 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ME: How much for the goth Kinder Egg?

CASHIER: Sir, that is an avocado.

26.11.2024 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5106    πŸ” 456    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 15
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Here’s your morning mood, courtesy of Pil Hwa.

26.11.2024 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3049    πŸ” 611    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 15

You said that it was made with love, but it has raisins in it. πŸ˜•

26.11.2024 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

Always sucks when you hit the finale of a tv show you’ve been binge watching for comfort.

26.11.2024 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 23569    πŸ” 1131    πŸ’¬ 1035    πŸ“Œ 241

Just a reminder that there’s an app available for your TV called PBS RETRO where you can watch all sorts of wonderful old pbs shows like Mr. Rogers and Reading Rainbow, you know, in case you might need that sort of energy right now

26.11.2024 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 34775    πŸ” 5013    πŸ’¬ 657    πŸ“Œ 299

Drake waited until Kendrick dropped his next album to sue so that Kendrick couldn't make fun of him suing on it

26.11.2024 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 13688    πŸ” 1191    πŸ’¬ 216    πŸ“Œ 117
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β€œDear Universal Music Group and Spotify”

25.11.2024 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1897    πŸ” 542    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 157

When I had hoped to live in interesting times this is not what the fuck I meant.

25.11.2024 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 14687    πŸ” 1284    πŸ’¬ 622    πŸ“Œ 88
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tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

25.11.2024 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 17814    πŸ” 3712    πŸ’¬ 222    πŸ“Œ 248

I know the heel turn finna be CRAZY.

26.11.2024 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Netflix - please stop minimising the end credits of movies to suggest something else. Let viewers enjoy the soundtrack and see the cast and crew that worked on the film. We'll exit it ourselves when ready to.
#film #filmsky #movies #moviesky

25.11.2024 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 57917    πŸ” 4575    πŸ’¬ 1776    πŸ“Œ 589

It’s crazy cus Drake coulda just shut up in the first place. But then we would have missed out on so much good music (from Kendrick).

26.11.2024 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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talmbout a lawsuit 😭😭😭

25.11.2024 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2181    πŸ” 782    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 50

Suing a man that called you a p3do for artificially inflating the popularity of his song instead of suing him for calling you a p3do is INSANE actually lmaoo

25.11.2024 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 349    πŸ” 191    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 39

*turns up Not Like Us*

25.11.2024 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

25.11.2024 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 38172    πŸ” 4458    πŸ’¬ 192    πŸ“Œ 153

Kendrick Lamar beat Drake in a rap battle so thoroughly that Drake called the police.

I will never stop laughing about this!

25.11.2024 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 17112    πŸ” 1991    πŸ’¬ 194    πŸ“Œ 124

If I were Drake, instead of legally testifying that Kendrick hurt my feelings, I would simply release a single good song.

26.11.2024 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3496    πŸ” 387    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 16

You really my hype man fr 😭πŸ₯°

25.11.2024 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just a girl and her alcohol markers

25.11.2024 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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