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Hap Waldo Emerson๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

@hapemerson.bsky.social

Florida Gator, BSJM UFโ€™71. Dad was โ€œantifaโ€ at Normandy on D-Day in 1944. He was not alone, and it runs in the family. โ€œ Si vis pacem, para bellum.โ€

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If they were going to sell artificial intelligence on store shelves, my ex-wifeโ€™s picture would be on the box!

07.08.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@paramountnewsbr.bsky.social

Chickenshits!

27.07.2025 07:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feels like Rupert is done with trump!

Will the rest of the โ€œAmerigarchsโ€ follow?

26.07.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With trumpโ€™s recent medical issues it sounds like heโ€™s on his last legs!

20.07.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My MAGA neighbors are so pitiful! They can afford firewotks but they can't afford to buy their kids beer and ciagarettes!

05.07.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems the Supreme Court is making decisions solely to make trumps agenda on everything workable for his entire time in the White House but not quite sure enough to make them permanent for all future presidents.

27.06.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The United States never has enough money to keep people alive at home but always has enough money to kill people overseas.

22.06.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32312    ๐Ÿ” 9121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 668    ๐Ÿ“Œ 405

No bar too far for Whiskey Pete!

22.06.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

During a news conference Pete Hegseth looks like the guy waiting at the front door of the bar to open so he can get his first shot of whiskey of the day!

22.06.2025 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

100%! Burger King as well!

19.06.2025 07:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is an easy one! Iโ€™ve already caught them all the time.

19.06.2025 07:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In the real world I think we could be friends.

11.06.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for the lesson.

11.06.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@thewaynescott.bsky.social

11.06.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Stephen Miller, a Jew, were at Dachau or Auschwitz he would have been the one at the doors of the ovens ushering in Holocaust victims and reminding them how great theyโ€™re going to feel after their showers.

A Evil Man.

11.06.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if the whole Elon Musk DOGE scam was just a way for him to hook up with Katie Miller?

11.06.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So, go ahead and checkโœ”๏ธโ€Everybody Saw that One Comingโ€ on their dance cards!

04.06.2025 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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trump ordering Apple to make more iPhones in the United States or pay a 25% tariff on each phone sure sounds like fascism to me!

25.05.2025 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Suggest House and Senate republikkkans just impeach and convict trump right now before he sinks the boat theyโ€™re riding in too!

23.05.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A List of Apologies from the Catholic Church - Christopher Hitchens | Intelligence Squared
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BLESS ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuGj...

19.05.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s like the bank robber warning the bank could be robbed.

14.05.2025 09:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jamal Khashoggi -- remember his name.

14.05.2025 06:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7203    ๐Ÿ” 2079    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 160    ๐Ÿ“Œ 107

Walton Goggins dancing on SNL stage with his Mom on Motherโ€™s Day Eveโ€ฆPriceless!

11.05.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a frightening number!

10.05.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes autocorrect makes me say things I didnโ€™t Nintendo.

10.05.2025 06:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From Russia with Love

10.05.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha!

The epitome of roadkill!

Great work Elon, you little genius you!

09.05.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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