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@squirtman.bsky.social

You're only as cool as you treat people 💍

2,610 Followers  |  1,525 Following  |  27 Posts  |  Joined: 31.07.2023  |  1.7305

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I used to be "Henry kissinger's flayed nipples" and my main account is boo.bsky.social. my other alt is throatgoat.gay

17.02.2024 09:10 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Welcome to the weirdest account on this whole website

30.11.2023 05:28 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are in my replies making me horny and then blaming me for it.

30.11.2023 04:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get it out, you make my nipples so wet when you're mean to me

30.11.2023 04:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The future is bleak my friend

30.11.2023 04:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I did not expect this today when I went follow farming either. Serendipitous. Tonight is magical.

30.11.2023 02:32 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Dick Cheney looking content, sitting on a chair. His torso is open and red AI generated morbid red veins are exposed almost like a ribcage, over a black backdrop

Dick Cheney looking content, sitting on a chair. His torso is open and red AI generated morbid red veins are exposed almost like a ribcage, over a black backdrop

He always looks content. He is at peace knowing the beating hearts of his victims will no longer stir through his vacant gilded halls.

30.11.2023 02:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Dick Cheney surrounded by red ink

Dick Cheney surrounded by red ink

My AI psychic is saying it'll go down something like this

30.11.2023 02:11 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Dick Cheney's eternal butt rash

30.11.2023 02:00 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Might rebrand to the next person who needs to die. But tonight we celebrate.

30.11.2023 01:57 — 👍 25    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

This is the only acceptable use of AI imo

30.11.2023 01:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥵🥵

21.11.2023 04:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please use alt text, I can't read it. My eyes are like 59,000 years old.

21.11.2023 04:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not getting into it with a terf thanks for the free follow cunt

21.11.2023 04:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

By all means

15.11.2023 22:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I Hopefully do not have enough time left on this earth for this level of pedantry.

13.11.2023 18:46 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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More white evangelicals than American Jews say God gave Israel to the Jewish people A majority of white evangelicals believe God gave the land of Israel to the Jewish people, compared with 40% of American Jews who believe the same.

Pew research center

13.11.2023 18:39 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Women can be terfs and jewish people can be zionists but zionism and terfs have really nothing to do with jewish people or women besides how they are weaponized for propaganda.

13.11.2023 18:09 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Any time friend

12.11.2023 19:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're too kind

12.11.2023 19:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's a firehose

11.11.2023 16:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I disagree but would like to stay friends if that's possible

11.11.2023 16:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah that's like saying the "god hates fags" people represent christianity

11.11.2023 15:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Learning and growing

11.11.2023 04:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Very sexy

10.11.2023 20:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lindsey Logan is a great sport. I got to hunt her once on Epstein island. That was before she got big.

06.11.2023 00:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh snap I love her!

05.11.2023 23:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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