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One time I fell off a barstool backwards and the whole bar turned around and yelled, "SNIPER!" That was pretty funny.

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Out: Use time travel to kill Hitler in his crib
In: Travel back to the end of the US Civil War, massacre every White man who even whispers against Reconstruction. Hang/firing squad for every last Confederate soldier/sailor/officer/enlisted/White or Black.

02.03.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is going to be hard for some people to accept, but I think the US government is lying to us about the state of negotiations between itself and Iran.

02.03.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7870    πŸ” 1713    πŸ’¬ 564    πŸ“Œ 127

The Nazi death head tattoo for a guy with a History degree was the dealbreaker for me. Being a Blackwater operator was just shit frosting on the turd cake.

02.03.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm at best an Economics dilettante, but after 1M jobs went *poof* from the US job market in Dec 2025, what is this post-consumer economy supposed to look like? My brain keeps flashing Somalia with its lack of the rule of law, but I think that's too extreme? Morbid curiosity keeps me going.

02.03.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

for those of you who werent adults during iraq, its hard to overstate how much the media loves war porn. they salivate over pentagon spin briefings. they love stories about all the bombs and how supposedly infallible they are. they love the notion of the commander in chief, in the situation room etc

02.03.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8492    πŸ” 1835    πŸ’¬ 410    πŸ“Œ 140

frankly I was out on that guy way back when I found out he worked for blackwater. completely disqualifying. same reason I'd never vote for anyone who ever worked at mckinsey. or like, owned a car dealership

02.03.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 940    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 3

How come β€œHow are you going to pay for it?” is never asked about endless war?

02.03.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 14592    πŸ” 3525    πŸ’¬ 584    πŸ“Œ 145

Diarrhea Jones and that weird ass temple on Epstein Island

02.03.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is injustice and pronounced needooyoogawduhnah ahdahdooheestawdee

Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is injustice and pronounced needooyoogawduhnah ahdahdooheestawdee

Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

01.03.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Let’s all call Massie today and get him to switch parties. Then force Gonzalez to resign. Then get the gavel, issue some subpoenas, and impeach some motherfuckers

01.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 25948    πŸ” 6169    πŸ’¬ 1146    πŸ“Œ 429
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A PSA from Thomas Massie:

01.03.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 30228    πŸ” 9007    πŸ’¬ 625    πŸ“Œ 337
Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is perverse/gross/corrupt/criminal  and pronounced ahskeenah

Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is perverse/gross/corrupt/criminal and pronounced ahskeenah

Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

01.03.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

It looks like he has some retained scutes. I give my lil girl some Wheat Germ Koi food and a couple of blueberries everyday for a week or two until they come off.

01.03.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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But they said he was β€œThe peace president.” πŸ₯΄

01.03.2026 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 14497    πŸ” 6683    πŸ’¬ 1137    πŸ“Œ 540
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Is Convicted Felon Donald Trump’s super-duper secure SCIF with soft banquet-hall curtains, open air top, unsecured electronic devices, and roving guests located next to the bathroom where the classified documents are stored?

01.03.2026 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5109    πŸ” 1496    πŸ’¬ 384    πŸ“Œ 96

Articles of impeachment need to be dropped before noon today. If this doesn’t happen, then there is nothing this cult Congress won’t allow him to do. He can commit any crime with impunity. We don’t even have a country anymore. We are a rogue state.

28.02.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3076    πŸ” 825    πŸ’¬ 173    πŸ“Œ 41
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Just remember what this is all for…. Distracting from the Epstein files

28.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 13937    πŸ” 4288    πŸ’¬ 595    πŸ“Œ 230
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Sir, without Congress approval POTUS is regime changing Iran because they have β€œwmds”. Except:
- we broke the treaty to observe the β€œwmds”.
- we said we completely destroyed those β€œwmds” last Summer
- Bibbi claims β€œwmds” 2 weeks away for last 30 years.
- it’s about bad economy and Epstein stuff.

28.02.2026 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to know what happened between the first offer Warner turned down and now, cuz this feels like someone made them an offer they couldn’t refuse.

27.02.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3433    πŸ” 768    πŸ’¬ 226    πŸ“Œ 26

People dont write songs about ass and titties anymore.

26.02.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 3

I had something to say to this fucking pedo.

27.02.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s very un-American to support Fascism for your fellow Americans!
Period.
πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

25.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 843    πŸ” 188    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 4

Fascism is not just a personality driven phenomenon. It arises from deep economic contradictions. Social inequality and permanent war policies fuel authoritarianism. Liberal democracy cannot solve the crisis. The only alternative is socialism.

26.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 820    πŸ” 183    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 11

My misspent youth in Pennsylvania is telling you whatever happens, do not let someone talk you into dropping a shot of Rumple Minze/Jagermeister into Yuengling. Dt. Coke and Coors Banquet sounds wholesome. Please report your findings πŸ˜‚

26.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
James Baldwin said it best about loving your country πŸ“–πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
YouTube video by Righteous Eats James Baldwin said it best about loving your country πŸ“–πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

youtube.com/shorts/apqLi...

26.02.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A comment that gave me joy this morning:

"'Eat the Rich' is so naive - I mean, how many people is Bezos going to feed? Like 2-3 people at the most. High-yield agriculture is the way to go using them as fertilizer."

26.02.2026 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 835    πŸ” 214    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 13
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How California Can Neuter β€œCitizens United” and Improve Democracy for Us All The Golden State has an opportunity to save American democracy from big corporate money

This is fantastic! Robert Reich: How California Can Neuter β€œCitizens United” and Improve Democracy for Us All open.substack.com/pub/robertre...

25.02.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3133    πŸ” 1147    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 62

Zero Republicans showed up in person for Les Wexner’s deposition.

They are all in attendance for Hillary Clinton’s deposition today.

Weird.

26.02.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1957    πŸ” 572    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 22
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Israel considers paying Palestinian victims of Gaza war | The Jerusalem Post Officials raised a controversial idea to free Israel from the black and white debate of war crimes without admitting criminal fault, starting the painstaking process of rebuilding Israeli legitimacy.

Nope. They will not be able to buy their way out of the ongoing genocide and war crime charges. Just a pipe dream of escaping blame.

26.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0