Jake (Real)

new season premiere is on YouTube fyi

Career highlight: died

youtu.be/ysmLA5TqbIY?...

The Twins mercy ruled the Yankees 15-0

Fire everyone trade everyone sell the team

My neighbors are great. It's the people don't know personally who brought the Stupid Times upon us that I can't stand.

I ordered from Dollar Shave Club once about ten years ago. I didn't order again because their razor was terrible. Out of nowhere they've sent me two emails today begging me to come back.

We don't need to have a take about everything

Every veteran: War is hell. It's an appalling waste of human life. There is no glory in war.

Some guy with a column: BOMBS AWAY

The thing is that NYC is more important than these other places

Look I don't really care if Platner has Nazi beliefs in his heart. The charitable explanation for his behavior is that he's a huge moron and that's enough for me not to want him in the Senate. I resent knowing this much about a Senate race that I can't vote in

It's baseball time

Manager at an appliance manufacturer. Good old fashioned stuff.

Kershaw came in the game and immediately gave up a homer to Mickey Moniak

Sensible chuckle dot gif

Guy should really just turn off replies

coincidence? you decide

Which I paid 18 American dollars for

They had two

Judge already hit a 450 foot bomb

The Reds are playing Cuba. It's funny.

Reds up 2-0 over the Reds

Bad news

It was Freeland! A major leaguer!

Real quick the reason people take Chotiner's call is that he does many interviews that are normal and not Annihilations and all of his subjects think theirs will be a normal one.

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

World Baseball Classic warm up game

It was a youthful mistake. Everyone gets a Nazi symbol on themselves when totally hammered and keeps it for 20 years until called on it. Just a common experience.

Leftists were immediately willing to dump a guy they'd previously liked. Centrists now decided they loved him because people they find annoying online didn't.

Every single person doing a 180 on Platner the minute the tattoo was revealed is so funny.

You and @cptowers.bsky.social with the same joke instantly, nice

The Monstars vs Bobson Dugnutt and friends