Jake (Real)

US southerners have this problem too. It's tough coming from a culture where it's rude not to make conversation with service workers to a place where it's the opposite.

Ana is wise

That's right

Don't you have a moose to hunt or something

We're also hungry

That character was 100% correct

I love tourists but they need to pass a test before ordering during a lunch rush

So many tourists learning of the concept of "different kinds of bagels" for the very first time

The bagel shop guy has had it and is straight up yelling at people to know what they want before they get to the counter.

"You could be thinking about it right now!"

My top 3 closer entrances I have witnessed IRL:

1. Mariano with Enter Sandman
2. Edwin Díaz with Narco
3. Andrew Miller with God's Gonna Cut You Down

Extremely brave of Lauren to wind up Phillies fans on a Monday

No I will NOT match fonts when making a meme on my phone

Look at this

And some of them are probably wearing shorts.

Hello I'm EXECUTIVE platinum???

All the news that's fit to print

People are in the replies here arguing about policy like that matters in this case lmao

Personally I'm canceling Sydney Sweeney because I have evidence that she ordered DoorDash once

It's either that or do real work

Me trying to hit the page minimum as a high school sophomore

My kid after an action packed day at the beach, getting takeout and ice cream for dinner, and getting to stay up late: "I wish I could have more fun!"

testing

An LIRR bathroom sink with a banana peel next to it

???

Riding on the LIRR be like

This is the train to...... Penn Station

Stopping at..... Penn Station

The next stop is....Penn Station

:(

Queen of the beach

Thank you