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Jake (Real)

@jakemhs.bsky.social

Yankees, other sports, cats, parenting, anything funny or interesting.

1,984 Followers  |  257 Following  |  8,583 Posts  |  Joined: 21.06.2023
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NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4689    πŸ” 2968    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
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”Probably.” I hear that. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/07/n...

09.03.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Human pet guy growth moment

09.03.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The median relief pitcher in the 2000s was named Brandon and had this beard

08.03.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you Google for this automatically generated collage

08.03.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Papa's little rail fan

08.03.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We did but their headphones weren't enough

08.03.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We got the sensory headphones from the arena but it wasn't enough

08.03.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Did you like the game?"

"There were too many horns!"

08.03.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And we're leaving in the third period. Sports are too goddamn loud these days! I am not a crank!

08.03.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

They do, we're working our way there

08.03.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No line at the men's room lmao

08.03.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kiddo is enjoying the vibe but not the incredibly loud volume

08.03.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

3-0 in the first period, eat it Ottawa

08.03.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kid asked a good question, why is the Devils logo on the ice when the Sirens play here too

08.03.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let's go Sirens

08.03.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

And that's Christianity in a nutshell.

08.03.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The guy named Scrubb immediately blew the lead for Great Britain. How can you not be romantic about baseball

08.03.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yankees should sign this Victor guy

08.03.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm

08.03.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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All this because I slept funny one time

07.03.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Apollo and Daphne, by Benedetto Luti, 1707-08, πŸ“Έ by Fumito Saeki @tshashin

07.03.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1396    πŸ” 212    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

Get prayered up

07.03.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've also downloaded the prayer app

07.03.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Understandable

07.03.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Twins need to shut up immediately

07.03.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We've got a Class A warning for a Sickos Only game here

07.03.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My kid: I have blonde hair, that means it's the color of sunlight!

Me: Whats my hair the color of?

Kid: (thinks real hard for 30 seconds) It's the color of a skunk because it's black and white.

07.03.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a spicy meatball

07.03.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cleanup hitter? Oh brother

07.03.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0