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LMAO. Amazing.

OK everyone who is making fun of Kristi Noem over the blanket thing has OBVIOUSLY never had a toddler who was elevated to a Cabinet position

Agreed. Know your Enemy is too notch. Highly recommend.

It’s hard to accurately describe what is happening in Minneapolis without sounding crazy.

Unmarked rental vans all over the city, with people in military gear and no id jumping out of them to take captive anyone who looks nonwhite or who makes political speech they disagree with.

Good thread from Margaret about the cool people doing cool stuff in Minnesota.

Even after Trump is gone, the world will remember that he threatened to forcibly seize the territory of a peaceful democratic ally, and our institutions failed to immediately remove him. That makes US dangerously unreliable, not just one senile gangster.

The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"

Ha! Called it.

Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “

Makes me wonder if they went with the VP instead of her because Trump was jealous of the peace prize.

debate bro-ing is Charlie Kirk ambushing college freshmen, or two white men agreeing to disagree about gay marriage, etc. formal debate is when an exhausted judge admits that Team A has failed to rebut Team B's hyper-tendentious argument that Osama bin Laden could be Pope

Did this thread get broken again?

I see 23 entries, but 40-some likes...

Chop chop.

A memo from the Department of Wario

Ian's Peer Pressure farm is vastly superior.

My ranking of Star Wars movies

The Return of the Empire
A New Phantom
The Attack of the Jedi
The Clone of the Rise
Porkins
The Last Rise
The Revenge of the Return
The Skywalker Menace
The Pork Awakens
Goodfellas
The Menacer Strikes Back

It's funny how I don't see anybody say shit like "oh what you couldn't just Google that?" anymore because everybody knows Google is just AI soup now and who the shit knows what it'll tell you.

what does chatgpt say?

I HAVE NO IDEA! How cool is that??

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at a bite,
And down from the sky come a streamin‘ sunlight.

Photons that is, yellow gold, Texas Twinkle.

You're laughing? We'll be cleaning up Solar Spills for decades, light will be coming out of peoples kitchen faucets. Baby ducks will be covered in sunshine...

Chalk up another one in favor of the "everyone is 12 now" theory.

What if there aren't any?

Mine always reappears the day or two after the return window closes.

they call it jury nullification and you’re hearing it more and more. people say you can’t, you can’t nullify, but juries say, stop us. it’s incredible really. can you believe it? jury nullification.

Threat of victory looms large over Election Day as an ominous portent of a future that could leave Dems in array; party elders scramble to contain the risk

Powerful r/dontyouknowwhoiam energy

Couldn't be me

Costco price supremacy in action.

the cow's tools will never be used to dismantle the cow's barn

Ad: This clip, then cutting to people waiting in food lines, then to Johnson saying he isn't familiar with X, Y, or Z, then cutting to U.S. citizens being arrested by masked goons, then a quote from Roberts and the immunity decision.

DM means Dishonorable Message. If you need to speak with me you can do so in front of everyone, in the light of god