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What if there aren't any?

Mine always reappears the day or two after the return window closes.

they call it jury nullification and you’re hearing it more and more. people say you can’t, you can’t nullify, but juries say, stop us. it’s incredible really. can you believe it? jury nullification.

Threat of victory looms large over Election Day as an ominous portent of a future that could leave Dems in array; party elders scramble to contain the risk

Powerful r/dontyouknowwhoiam energy

Couldn't be me

Costco price supremacy in action.

the cow's tools will never be used to dismantle the cow's barn

Ad: This clip, then cutting to people waiting in food lines, then to Johnson saying he isn't familiar with X, Y, or Z, then cutting to U.S. citizens being arrested by masked goons, then a quote from Roberts and the immunity decision.

DM means Dishonorable Message. If you need to speak with me you can do so in front of everyone, in the light of god

at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid

i like nonstick teflon pans bc they operate on magic talisman logic: safe to use if you know the rules, but if you abuse its power it will break down and leach poison into your body

Achievement Unlocked 🏆

The End of Windows 10 Support Is an E-Waste Disaster in the Making In an example of egregious planned obsolescence, as many as 400 million computers will soon hit the waste stream.

The end of free Windows 10 support this Wednesday could be an environmental disaster, cutting off 400 million PCs from security updates and dooming millions of still usable computers.

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I love when people discover that everything they've ever eaten is just brassica wearing a funny mustache disguise

Oof

I just don't believe the Wallet Inspector would ever steal my wallet. He would be failing at his stated goal, which is keeping people's wallets safe.

food is not for thought. food is for eat. think is for thought, stupid

Evergreen

* looks up from my kanban hobby project Trello *

🤔I've been meaning to try out SCRUM...

* Adds a Trello card *

THEN CHANGE THE LAW!!

Dems: We're seeking a more durable bipartisan solution, and our partners the Republicans are dragging their heels. {Fundraising pitch}

Dead-hand skeeting. Nice.

Casey Jones over here.

It's particularly the case among the Americans who are paid to decide which news is important, and who despite everything still can't bring themselves to accurately describe the fact that the president is serially murdering people and our systems are unable to stop him

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

Some knowledge comes with sadness built in.

(You are correct, this is one of them.)

Is there some kind of hotline perhaps?

"hummm, quite the pendant aren't we." 😏

Perfect for those suffering from psychopathy.

But the upside is whatever the inverse of imposter syndrome is.