Blasphemous Knave

Right? I feel like he’s still not quite clicking with what my style is

Text replies: Smithfield has to be a definite no because of the smell of hog. Really cool backyard, though All of these still kinda hit me as McMansion-y. Too big frames, too ostentatious, too nouveau riche. I think we want something simpler, but with really nice quality? Like, the marble columns and multi-tiered ceilings just aren't us But I do like big rooms and big windows. Just... more substance, less flash

Truly astounded by how much the McMansion “invests” in size and spectacle. Hateful buildings

I want our home’s main considerations to be quality and… I’m gonna go with “elegance;” not intimidation and oneupsmanship

Fern is kinda a little narc

College of Swords. I agree with @antodemico.bsky.social that what it lacks in power, it more than makes up for with style

Tiefling bard

Song of the Yawning Portal Battle Oh, there came a troll from up a hole Within the Yawning Portal And all were shocked to see Many stirges flap about and chortle Luckily, Jaireth Narlux (..and other heroes, too), were there to save the day With flame and frost and acid, too They charged into the fray Remember them, ye gentles all A hey-nonny-nonny-fucking-hey

Medieval people fucking went nuts for a nonny-nonny

A white kitten in glittery black dragon wings

Dragonbean

It sorta looks like my beard might be growing a cool Khelben Arunsun silver streak? 🤞

A man in a Mollymauk Tealeaf print hoodie

Dragon Heist day! I finally get to be a PC

Still reprehensible, but as we deplore loss of reading comprehension…

Just in the name of correctness, the Pixar douche isn’t saying that seeing a gay kid will require hundreds of thousands in therapy, but that—in his shitty opinion—making a movie with gay representation is spending hundreds of thousands on therapy for those represented

Digital painting of a fairy with giant blue morpho butterfly wings and a faint halo, holding a lantern that attracts butterflies.

Digital painting of a deer centaur. He has long snow white hair that drapes over his chest, goatee, and a pair of velvety black antlers with a blue-ish sheen. His centaur body is of a black stag with a white belly. and white spots sprayed across its back. On its back is also a pair of medium sized butterfly wings with blue markings and coloration. He is wielding a staff that's seemingly made of gnarled organic material, perhaps wood, and on its end is a pair of reptilian hands, holding a white crystal ball. There is a flurry of black and blue butterflies swirling around him.

Digital painting of a centaur with unicorn horn on his forehead, and big butterfly wings. He has elegant hair and tail that is flowing in the wind.

Digital painting of a fairy. He is wearing a white tunic/skirt, he is wielding a star wand, and he has giant morpho butterfly wings. He is sitting on the back of a white horse-rocking chair.

morpho fairies

(Great Enemy Felled text): hungry bottoms bred

A 7-March speedo party was ambitious

I’m so cold 🙃

I want something that rides the line between forest witches’ cottage and atomic ranch

I think some of the things we were really excited about in [redacted] were the sense of privacy and the more classic exterior. These two are maybe a little too executive tract housing? I know I'm being picky, Aaron should've warned you

Trying to play it off with class

Not the realtor sending us McMansions 🫣

Lenten rose

Hellebore

Hoop skirt daffodil

Camellia

Morning at the botanical garden

And do your part by refraining from "smell-this activism."

"Did you see this awful thing this awful man said? Here, look. Isn't it awful? Isn't he awful?"

...Why are you doing that?

Why are you the free street team for the worst people online? Why are you signal-boosting misery?

Don't do that.

:stuffs you in a locker:

A tall man with beard and glasses in a Frute Brute t

Welcome to Stonewall Kickball!

I’m here to bully you

The Mandate of Heaven (hitting it raw)

Sucks for me if AI optimism is suddenly made a condition of my employment

My boss gets a balanced perspective bc my counterpart is always like “check out this cool new AI tool!” and I’m like “I honestly believe that this is an affront to life itself”

Sounds like my kinda thing

My perspective is informed by my husband and I’s two favorite nude vacation spots making the noticeable choice to cater to an older, tamer crowd that wants to have a wine mixer and then be in bed by sundown

One thing I promise myself again and again is that I will never be the 60+ dude complaining that younger men are having fun at the gay hotel

Clown Prince of Crime applies even more to him than to The Joker

Deal 😈

I don’t want to persist. I want to drink a little cocktail while wearing a speedo in a tropical location