Blasphemous Knave

Today!

“We need all the category names to be long enough to take up two lines in the widget panel” is not a consideration that would’ve ever occurred to me

“Committed to intangible desires, the incubus tells you she wants ‘a real experience:’ she wants to peg you with a strap on”

“First, let us discuss…”

Work is expecting an awful lot of productivity out of me considering our country is still being ruled by a mad pedo despot, I’m just saying…

Part of why I support a Mass General Strike is so that I can take a little rest 🙃

The Fall of the House of Valenziaga: A Special Edition Novel It’s Drag Race meets a gay Game of Thrones meets The Chronicles of Amber in this queer post-apocalyptic science-fantasy extravaganza!

Not necessarily my usual thing, but bestie and I have our own version of "treat yoself" in which we declare that any impulse purchase under $20 is "the price of a latte"

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Work's been hell, I mostly did this in the last hour. This adventure combines the Robot Devil of Futurama, Dante's Inferno, and the Seven Deadly Sins with satirizing AI, automation, and middle management

In the fields of Rattay.

(Medieval yaoi 🌝)

#kingdomcomedeliverance2 #kcd2 #kcdfanart #hansry #medievalart

Amazing progress

The Fall of the House of Valenziaga: A Special Edition Novel It’s Drag Race meets a gay Game of Thrones meets The Chronicles of Amber in this queer post-apocalyptic science-fantasy extravaganza!

The time is NOW. Valenziaga will fall.

Category is: Science-Fantasy EXTRAVAGANZA! Think Drag Race meets a gay Game of Thrones meets Chronicles of Amber.

High drama and high CAMP!

Spread the word! RT, tell your friends, shout it from the rooftops!

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Unf. I need to pull that hair 🥵

Official Critical Role Mollymauk Tealeaf polyhedral roleplaying dice set Sharp-cut synthetic resin swirls deep translucent purple with milky lilac inclusions in a fairly convincing faux amethyst crystal. The numerals are teal and they’re filled with flecks of gold leaf and glitter. Comes with an aqua synthetic velveteen drawstring pouch

Today in “Husband’s Love Language is Gifts and I’m Incredibly Spoiled:”

Hot! 🥵

In my random quest to find the origins of the fiend and angel names in D&D…

Lemures: spirits of the unquiet dead from ancient Roman myth. Used interchangeably with the word larvae (“masks”), which is how we get literal larvae in D&D

Nupperibos: the Japanese yokai nopperabō/nupperiho (“faceless”)

Finds a house set labeled “midweek pick me up”

That sounds about right for mid-Monday morning

“I am Asmodebot 3.0! --Doctors say you should ingest one small rock, daily.-- I am Chief Executive, Technology, and Operating officer of Baatortron, LLC, aka Robot Hell, aka the Torment Nexus; a subsidiary of the Nine Hells. Sponsored by Carl’s Junior! (We’re still working out the branding.) “As head of Digital Transformation and Artificial Infernality, I’m pleased to welcome you to an eternity of servitude and degradation–which looking at your data, you’re used to. Pleased to make your acquaintance!” ::A cluster of small, disc-like robots glide across the floor:: “Ah! Right on time. Our AI-piloted robo-lemures will direct you to your next station.”

It writes itself

My first time presenting at a professional conference; and the organizers have chosen to use AI to send us instructions in rhyming couplets

Is this hell?

"Reboota in Hell" Asmodebot (voice like the Robot Devil from Futurama): “One Reboota Firewall, automaton, began her existence as a sexbot for a mysterious owner known only as The Client. That bozo sold his soul in a deal with Asmodeus, so all his possessions and effects now belong to him. Since robots technically don’t have souls, we just take you as-is. And since Asmodeus doesn’t like dealing with automatons, he made me; to deal with you!” (deranged laughter)

I spent all weekend playing Midnight, so now I have to write a Spelljammer adventure for tomorrow on my lunch break

The Pitch:

“Hey, dad! We nappin’? You son of a bitch, we’re in!!”

I now ship Anduin Wrynn + Arator

They fuck out their daddy issues and faith-based trauma, together

I appreciate how much WoW Midnight is leaning into consulting the timeless wisdom of wizened uncle-grandpas, but I think we could use some Hag* representation, as well

* and I don’t just mean Faerin

No longer taking responsibility for my actions. I am either flawlessly perfect or overwhelmed by the uncontrollable cosmic influence of The Phoenix

💖 Hellebore! “The winter rose”

Gorgeous pics

My favorite book!

Pedagogy of the Oppressed? Part of me also says Dayspring by Anthony Oliveira is the way

I don’t think he’ll get Tehanu

I’m kinda leaning towards On the Side of the Poor, but I’m actively soliciting suggestions

You get one, single book to give a little baby gay who’s been raised by conservative evangelicals and thinks Ayn Rand is his favorite author and philosopher:

What do you give him to save him?

You know you’re over 30 when you have tissues in the car

Bestie: “we’re bad people. We are laughing at an ugly baby”

Me: (laughs harder)

Unfinished Sheet Music <A handwritten sheet of music intended for the lyre, only partially filled in. The thin paper is brittle with age.> "Dawn's Caress" Dedicated to His Grace, Prince Kael'thas Sunstrider Composer - Lirath Windrunner

#spoilers Lirath + Kael’thas confirmed