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Animal Crossing villagers stare at a looming virus. HEADLINE: Nintendo Working on New, Highly Contagious Virus in Time for Animal Crossing Switch 2 Edition.

With Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Switch 2 Edition coming soon, Nintendo has set eyes on launching a brand new global pandemic.
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dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails

Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -

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Screengrab from Late Night with Conan. The sexist, xenophobic, 1930s crooner ghost Artie Kendall is singing while Conan facepalms.

Screengrab from Late Night with Conan. The masturbating bear is on stage masturbating while Conan facepalms.

What's popular on Twitter vs Bluesky

Wearing the Tron themed rubber suit but shaking your head the entire time so bystanders know you don't approve of Jared Leto

Kambarang comes later and later every year I swear

BONETOWN TTT TONIGHT @ 8pm EST ✨

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

i made a dhal for the first time last night and it is genuinely one of the most delicious meals i've ever had

but what if i want to watch scary movies and also lock up my cock and also have a lunatic steal my drawings

essie davis's character from The Babadook sitting in a bath fully clothed in the dark with her eyes closed

mentally i am here

if you ever see me on Steam playing Supermarket Simulator, know that I am going through a mental health patch so precarious I could literally vibrate a new energy source into existence

AUTISM ANNOUCEMENT

When I finally get The Diagnosis

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Every American who lives in a city is convinced nobody else in the world has corner stores

A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, with horror on her face says "Oh No! That means..." We cut away to see Jack Skellington from Nightmare before christmas approach a door in a tree shaped like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of shocked passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash in to the towers. Jack once again says "what's this?"

Discord announcement reading: @everyone howdy all, this isn't an easy announcement to make, but I'll be taking a brief indeterminate break from streaming for the foreseeable future - i don't talk much about my personal life on stream, but some stuff has happened in it that has made getting into the proper headspace to go live pretty hard, and it doesn't look like it'll be letting up soon. so rather than just quietly go silent for the next few weeks, I figured putting out an announcement about this was the best way to go. this might not be a while! it could be a few weeks, it could be a few months, but i'll just be taking some time to deal with what's going on in my life rather than juggling that + streaming + everything hovering around all at once i might decide to do some discord stuff though! movie watch, album listen, show binge, etc anything like that I'll do in here for the benefit of y'all, but yeah, that's just where i'm at right now 🙂

Figured id put this somewhere other than just the discord:

mallory @normal.lol when u die they take all thr microplastics in ur brain & place them upon a glittering scale. only if their weight is greater than a game boy pocket may u ascend to the realm of the gods otherwise ur soul must return to earth & try to get more microplastics October 12, 2024 at 8:58 AM

YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis The Unforgivable Sin of Ms Rachel

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shit where'd it go

I have a cube of ice in my pocket

WEEK 6 LETS GO

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jar jar big

never forget the original phantom menace storyboards where jar jar binks was big

At what point do I start having more fun

I will do unspeakable things for anyone who buys me a Mega Victreebel beanbag chair