The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar

I wondered one day what would happen if someone decided to 25th the Current Occupant of the Oval. The downline is horrific.

Would love to braid your hair and go kayaking

You know, when you trim the beard, your smile looks bigger 😘

Leftist nut? Because you believe that "justice for all" applies across the board?

As for the rest, beloved, I wish I could conjure someone who fit the bill and even lived within half an hour of you. If I could wave a Hitachi wand and make it happen, I would have done it years ago.

Do you think this is an outgrowth of our social isolation; that those using GPT don't know how to bounce ideas off each other to come up with something new or vetted. They can't filter out the good from the convenient and have lost the ability to filter it critically?

Damn, thats rather good

That's fair.

The whimper this just elicited from me...

They're so pretty! 😭

Why? Non-synthetics should be easier to dye and there are lots of videos on how to get organic dyes from various foods or flowers.

For reals

People who have never tried pineapple, jalepen̈o, and ham pizza are missing out.

I would like to help fund your cosmetics stash if you decide to follow through with this. Do you prefer Ben Nye?

The hand-cranked drill is right next to their jar of leeches.

Ah! Yes, agreed, yet I do appreciate an overshirt or hoodie to allay the cold.

I did this to myself just the other day. Wound up smacking myself because a good stretching session got my hip aligned and cleared out both back pain and headache. I should know better, but "don' wanna" when it hurts.

Aren't shorts sleeveless by definition?

Do you have pain or tightness elsewhere? I have had my knee pop and was able to set things right after realigning my hips/back/neck because all that nonsense is connected.
(Conveying my experience if it helps, not diagnosing yours necessarily)

Dear sweet gods above and below, you are stunning!

I think you've gone fully into "whiskers" territory, my darling

It's a bit of Autumn you can wear year-round. The only way it could get better is if it somehow made the crunchy-leaf sound.

Theres a season?

I said the same thing! (Obvs found him a bit later, but...so much joy in it!)

Why do I want to just blow off work and follow along with @glenndevar.bsky.social makeup vids all day? Im not usually a makeup girly, but I 💜 his walk throughs.
Also, my 14yo would absolutely melt if we could drop $$$ at Ulta and she could just play with my face.

I am always in favor of that, but even more enthusiastically when you share pics like this 😍

Ope...gotta respect the dominion of the Void.

I don't usually endorse drug use, but if we get pics of this beauty because you're taking the edge off, I'm going to change my policy

They used to have some veneer of integrity, at least, as if they were trying to be a reputable source of news. The 24-hr news cycle was probably the worst thing that ever happened to journalism. NYT has just gleefully dropped any pretense of evenhandedness into a woodchipper & danced in the confetti

I grew up Chicago Irish. I have not been able to get myself across the Atlantic yet, more's the pity.