Josh Bloom

It appears that Donald Trump treats the “only congress can declare war” part of the constitution just like his followers treat stop signs.

1461 Days of Ignoring The Trump Administration • Days 327-333

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Doesn't every cat dad have a song to sing? Today's latest from me! #cats #catdad #catsong

Who did it dorkier?

I feel like this shift you refer to is why “Starfish” by the Church wasn’t even bigger in 1988. “Under The Milky Way” got ’em to a gold album, but nowhere near the Cure and Depeche, as you say.

Meanwhile, the U.S. curling team was eliminated before the semifinals and had to endure Stephen Miller barging into their locker room to chug tomato juice.

Donald will be shocked when he finds out that Olympic gold medals are not purchased at Home Depot and spray painted that color.

Josh Bloom Hi. It's Josh. I published my first newsletter before the age of ten, written using my next-door neighbor’s typewriter, copied with carbon paper, and distributed to mailboxes on my bicycle. One of m...

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YouTube video by DJKhaledVEVO DJ Khaled - Wild Thoughts (Official Video) ft. Rihanna, Bryson Tiller

Ignore Khaled. This is Rihanna’s jam. I have specific memories from the *clerb* associated with this song (which I thought was titled “White Dust” for a long while, a not wholly inappropriate name, ya know? Personally, I never touched the stuff!)

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Donald thinks asylum seekers all escaped from asylums and he thinks Danes are bears named Mark escaping from dens.

YouTube video by Callooh Callay Parker Posey - The Healthy Blizzard (from "Waiting for Guffman"

The only kind of blizzard I want this weekend, quite frankly! youtu.be/tVDHsgaQbz8

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If we put Donald in a dunk tank, we'd wipe out the national debt in a weekend.

Apparently, Brian Epstein had to convince the band to stop eating on stage. I know they had to do what they had to do, but the thought of a singer stuffing a sandwich in their face between songs kills me.

I laughed harder at this easy-to-miss minor anecdote hidden in the nearly 40-hour audiobook of “Tune In,” the first in Mark Lewisohn’s alleged three-volume exhaustive Beatles bio series than any other:

Tariffs struck down 6-3 by SCOTUS. Do we get a refund on the extra $ we spent?!

Emotions aren't allowed. Right, snowflake?! Resign!

Hand-Shaped Branding Tool Tour 2027 really rolls off the tongue ngl

YouTube video by Rico X Eddie Murphy as Rev. Jesse Jackson:Hymietown SNL

I'm a Jew from New York and I immediately started singing "Don't Let Me Down Hymietown" this morning because I can! R.I.P. Jesse Jackson! ❤️ ✡️ 🌈

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Well, shit, I guess all of my deliveries will be free from now on*, and I can quit putting a stop payment on the charge the moment it hits my doorstep.**

* I actually cook at home
** This is totally a joke

BREAKING: Thirty years later, Busta Rhymes reveals that, due to a completely unintentional accounting error, he only had 97.8% of us in check.

Funding the Terri Joe movie made me a fan. I love that *anyone* can watch it and *learn* 🤓 while they *laugh* 🤣

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P.S. My apologies to anyone investing in the A-frame housing industry. If legislation results from my efforts, there may be an unintended effect on y’all. This isn’t personal, it’s palaeography.

I am unable to begin sentences with words that start with “A” because I find it aesthetically unpleasant on the page. Is there a lobbying group in charge of changing the official look of letters?

I want Marco to keep The Beatles out of his mouth (Stones is okay), and also to acknowledge that Yoko wrote "Imagine."

I want Marco to keep The Beatles out of his mouth (Stones is okay), and also to acknowledge that Yoko wrote "Imagine."

I will give John Hughes the benefit of the doubt here, but if he was in any way suggesting that it would be a negative to marry Mr. T, then I feel compelled to admonish his memory.

In the rush to get out of the door to school at the beginning of “Sixteen Candles,” Molly Ringwald’s character Sam is subjected to the following exchange by her younger brother and sister.

Brother: “Who would marry her?”
Sister: “Mr. T.”