Rapid Eye Broadcast

I was out for a walk and saw my friends out walking as well, but they had a camera and microphone. They stopped me for an interview.
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#friends #walk #interview

It was a snow storm on a sunny day 🥹
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#snow #sun #surreal

It wasn't the first time I've been complimented on my shopping cart power slide at Meijer.
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#shopping #racecart #poweslide

I woke up this morning and walked downstairs. There's a full bathtub in my living room!
#morning #bathtub

I've had a lot of occurrences where I've lost my vision recently 😐

Today I also had to hula hoop for an audience while blind!

#blind #hoolahoop #recurring

Last night I was in a club and a man kept using electrical devices on my friend.

In spite of my fear I asked that he zap me instead.

It felt... good?!

#electricity #bar #nightlife

Last night I went with a friend to visit her childhood home. But we couldn't go inside because the river had risen past the foundation.

#childhoodhome #river #flood

I was walking downtown with my bestie and there was a single huge leaf. No trees in sight. It was 4x larger than normal leaves.

Then we found pages from a burned book scattered across the sidewalk.

Every page was a cliffhanger!

#walkies #leaves #burnedbooks

My job is manufacturing airplanes but they're made of paper.

We made zero usable planes by the end of our shift.

#manufacturing #airplanes #boeing

Today a supervisor told me to get down on my knees.

Then I was put in a group of blind people and we were tasked with finding an orange.

#boss #typicalworkday #orange

My cat just burrowed his way through the upholstery and into the couch cushions 🤦‍♀️

#cat #ohno

Not even an inconvenience really. Minor embarrassment is probably more accurate.

Oh yeah, I'm fine! No injuries; just a minor inconvenience ✨

I love this one 😆

My boss hosted a house party last night and my foot broke through his rickety old deck stairs 🤦‍♀️

#houseparty #workparty #oops

I went to work but it was in a different building than usual. I can hear a repetitive clanging coming from the entrance.

I'm unfamiliar with the handless maiden? 😳

Did the no hands feel more like the result of amputation or like that was her default setting?

The first half feels really unsettling! Did it emotionally feel more like a nightmare or like a stress dream?

Also from morning walkies: Princess Jasmine was lying face down in a snow bank.

We commented that it looks like she had a rough night 🥴

#party #wasted #she'llbefine

My morning walkies for groceries yielded a surprise! New frozen pizza just dropped: Mango Guacamole 🤤

Yes, do iiit! 😊

Is it possible you have sleep apnea and the dream scenario formed around it?

I hope it goes well 🥰

Do iiit! The power of dream work is seriously underrated ✨

Mine are usually batshit crazy 😆

Even the tame ones tend to have an uncanny vibe.

I don't put a lot of stock in outsider dream interpretation. We are our own best decoders of our minds 🥰

A lot of dream symbolism is subjective to the individual.

Are your dreams usually this amusing? I'd love to subscribe for more 😊

Also, that feeling of trying to photograph the view and there's just no way your camera can fit all the mountains and trees and moon. Absolutely breathtaking!
#hiking #cougar #housecat

I was hiking last night and keeping vigilant for cougars. Didn't expect to see a regular-ass orange house cat in the mountains!