Charlie

Realized I'm really truly a financially irresponsible zillenial bc my lunch most days is avacado toast with an egg and my dinner at least once a month is just straight up a whole impulse purchase rotissarie chicken u_u

Gonna make babysnacks for u once I figure out how to do it right

So I just ate them n was like damnnnn. Damnnn ok. Babies r eating good as hell these days ig. Thank u lazy ass bum who didn't wanna organize the checkout snacks correctly

So I was in a rush to go to christmas at my parents n went to the checkout line w a bunch of presents n wanted a treat. Thought I grabbed 3 nerds clusters but I grabbed 2 n this bag of yogurt melts for babies n I was like. Well it would be stupid to waste my time to return them

Maybe baby wants tikka flavored crunchy yogurt melts

Got heavily obsessed with these crunchy yogurt snacks for infants (long story) and I found out I can make them at home which rules but I wanted to see if making savory ones would be a bad idea but all of the flavor recs are "good for baby" and like. Well unfortunately I'm baby here

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

rodney dangerfield

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

Dude the repeat ads... Economy in the shitter fr

The number of ai ads this time is pissing me tf off

Sorry emdash fans, sleep well at night knowing despite how contentious its usage is now you are still the majority when compared to semicolon users

In my own writing I always use semicolons instead of emdashes (I don't read much contemporary work) but I didn't realize how much it annoys me in fiction until I tried Reading Lapvona again (had it as an audiobook initially) and damnnn even without AI co-opting the usage I cannot stand it

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this

Richard Vein @VeinRichard boil 1,000 flies in milk to create fly milk sohist @no_sophist my mom used to make us this when we were kids. though I think she'd only use a dozen or two flies at most. "is it really made with a thousand flies?" we'd ask, and she'd just smile and keep stirring. she didn't want us to know we were poor. and it tasted just the same to me <3

People say it's too hard to cook at home and I say maybe you just aren't trying hard enough

Its crazyyyy heated rivaIry is so buns for like 4/6 episodes like me n my friends were actively bitching abt it but the other two eps were such improvements in not just writing but chemistry and acting I thought someone else Must have been writing or directing

They banned fujoing out at work (they got rid of the paintings Ilya has in his place in ep 4 bc they're so outdated)(they also got rid of the amogus looking painting)

America is yearning for "it."

If this spring is for fools then jingle my bells and call me Chicot

Cookie is such a cute word.... at work we have different finishes for wood n one of them is cookie and I was sooo delighted

Showing up to the caucus n going this is just like eddington

Sad bc oomfs are there but its not worth it

A mentally ill man with psychological disorders is going crazy at home. The crazy man who is alone is white and grabbing his head, screaming in anguish

Deleted twitter on my new phone bc it made me feel like this

Mgs2 didn't predict anything but mgs4 successfully predicted that if a monkey could smoke cigarettes, he'd have a damn good time

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Rumpled white kitten with cartoon tomato splatted on his head

Writing at work and hitting a good clip n then running out of gas so hard you actually start coughing n sputtering

NEW Nondi_ EP!

No_Subrange (EP)
Genres: IDM/Juke/Pointillism

Out now on HRR

hrrecordings.bandcamp.com/album/no-sub...

I love how every HBO show promises "a peek behind the scenes" after the credits and then it's 4 minutes of the showrunners and actors describing the plot of the episode you just watched