Switchy Commie 🔞🦄

History repeats.

In late February 1921, 2 weeks before taking office as POTUS, Warren Harding writes a letter to the richest man in America, William Randolph Hearst, thanking him for helping him win the presidency with favorable coverage in major newspapers he owned & begging for his advice.

Guys, I ate some cashews. Did I fail no-nut November?

If I ever transitioned, i wouldn’t let the homies hit… I’d lock them.

Marx & Engels had a findom relationship. You cannot convince me otherwise.

Having intrusive bottom thoughts.

Want legs wrapped around my head. Need thighs for earmuffs.

Need someone to step on me right now.

Wondering if mutual breath play is a good activity for 2 switches…

Normies: “for a bi person, you talk about men like you really hate them?”

Me: “sweetheart, I’d hate men EVEN MORE if I wasn’t attracted to them.”

Me: *is bi and a switch*

Normies: “so does that mean you’re into everything?”

Me: “no, it means I can’t decide what I’m into.”

Getting tied up sounds really nice right now.

The dilemma of being a unicorn that hates unicorn hunters.

I kinda want to be someone’s free use object right now.

Some of the people following me have not gotten the memo. 👇

The switchy dilemma of whether to give or receive from behind… 🤔

LOVE when my partner grabs the back of my head and shoves my face in it. 🥰

I like that people say “skeeting” instead of “tweeting” on this app. Love me a good innuendo.

They should call rope bondage “rope maxxing”. I think that term may already be in use for something else. But it should be decontextualized and repurposed for rope bondage.