The Captain

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After a full week of streaming or guesting in streams, your Captain's not done yet. GOnna get back into the CBT of Dark Souls before we can get off Mr Bones's Wild Ride www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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We've fought demons, plants, and dessicated corpses... turns out skeletons are the bigger wankers www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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Okay, I've relented, I've put some points into Vitality. Still feeling dirty, like I just let the terrorists win www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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I had been looking for a proton pack and all I needed was a dessicated hand...

Yes, it's still Dark Souls! www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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Well, the Zweihander is a bit shit, isn't it? The Claymore continues to be fully Captain coded as we continue with Dark Souls with a burning hatred of butterflies www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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Well, last time went well, so we'll continue with Dark Souls, it's interesting coming back to the genesis of the genre (Demon's Souls doesn't count, only like six people had a PS3 (oddly I have played that one), and even less played King's Field www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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I'm doing a great sacrifice for you people during this time of Muscle Mamas... as a newbie I am gonna stream a game sure to draw out the sweaties www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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What better to do for this Muscle Mama period than collab with someone thirsty for all things muscular and matriarchal? @nightmaresakito.bsky.social arrives on the scene as we play whatever, starting with seeing if Helldivers 2 is more streamable with a replacement card www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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We're still being a little buggy vis a vis streaming with Dragon's Dogma, but we shall continue on as the March to Muscle Mama March cannot be denied www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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A new day, a new reason to flex on the monsters of Gransys as Dragon's Dogma continues as we march closer to Muscle Mama March www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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With Hong Kong behind us, we head to Gransys to see what happens when I can make not one, but two muscle mamas... www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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We're up to what is looking like the last of Shadowrun Hong Kong, it's been a ride! Some great, some not so great (seriously, fuck off with all the UCAS stuff, and grammar check!), but our troll MM has nearly made it to the top, now time to not go out like that putz David www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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Shadowrunnin' in the (20)50s, is the way that I like to be, I'm just Shadowrunnin, in the (20)50s, come on, baby, run to me!

if you want more unfunny, tortured references, you know where to find me t.co/8bdOrGLRrt

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Got the wonderful @nightmaresakito.bsky.social and @jezzimae.bsky.social available, so we're bouncing into Warframe today! www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

As some of you already know, January has been Muscle Mama Month on my channel; as a thank you to my wonderful audience (I know what you are all into). Well, since muscle mamas tend to be in big games it has changed to March to Muscle Mama March. Can Hedon be dethroned as the best muscle mama game?

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Back with Shadowrun... time to show the setting more love than CGL is capable of... fuckers... www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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Well, I had said I hadn't done a traditional RPG on my channel yet, and now we're getting our money's worth with Shadowrun Hong Kong. Come get some troll on orc action here! www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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Back to the shadows, where we can hunt for the very finest of muscle mamas during this sainted event of Muscle Mama Month. Shadowrun Hong Kong continues! www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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Once more we delve back into Shadowrun Hong Kong, where I get to practice my storytelling skills... not what I was expecting to be doing in Muscle Mama Month, and yet here we are www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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We continue Muscle Mama Month with Shadowrun Hong Kong as we dive into some old ruins and think to ourselves, how much better would the franchise be in FASA's hands rather than CGL's www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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Shadowrun the IP may be owned right now by some complete arseholes, but that's not the fault of Shadowrun Returns. Muscle Mama Month continues as we skip into Hong Kong for some shadows being run www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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we came (giggidy) for the spectacle, we remain for the reading. Hand of Fate continues on this Muscle Mama Month! www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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I hear the chants, and yes, Muscle Mama month continues with some Hand of Fate, and later Warframe on @nightmaresakito.bsky.social 's channel www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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Muscle Mama Month well with you deviants, so we continue with the blood and violence of Elderborn www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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Considering how grateful I am to all my fans, I am dedicating this month to what so many of you are excited about, I’ve noticed your deviances and I shall oblige you with Muscle Mama Month starting with Space Prison www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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With the start of the new year, I thought it best to use the last day to highlight an amazing game on an amazing discount, Brigador! www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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Gonna go beat some nerds with the best nerds beside me, @jezzimae.bsky.social and @nightmaresakito.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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For the last few streams of the year we are revisiting the Cheeki and the Breeki, so that next month is clear for something special for the fans… www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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Gonna have a bit of a grab bag tonight, we still have some time before the big day, so let’s have a look at a few of the indie games I picked up along the way www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt

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Doing some Tennobaum magic with @jezzimae.bsky.social . Be there or… be somewhere else, I suppose… www.twitch.tv/thecaptainvt