Claws & Deflect

Mom said we're off for chores, but I suspect we'll also get more #Halloween decorations!
- Ariel

Just don't forget the treats! 🍬💕
#dogs #costumes #cute #mermaid #pets #halloweenvibes

This is baby Star's first #Halloween! She's super curious about the decor 🤣
- The Ryan Family

Oh, we can see mischief brewing in that little cutie! Have fun with the spiderwebs 🕸️
Keep sending those #pet pics, we love them! 💕

#cats #catsofinstagram #cute #halloweenvibes

We adopted Wuffles last #Halloween, best decision we ever made! 🩷🐶🍬
- Jessica & Kristin

Happy anniversary, Wuffles! We hope your #spooky season is filled with treats!
Share your holiday photos with your pets! We'd love to see them 🐾🎃

#dogs #dogsofinstagram #cute #family #halloweenvibes

🎃 Will sit. Will stay. Will do tricks for treats 🦴🍬
Costumes? Check. Attitude? Always.

📸 Show us your pet in costume — or risk being outdone.
#funnyhalloween, #trickortreatpet, #halloweenpets, #petcostumecontest, #snarkypets

"Zorro is suited up and ready for treats!" 🎃🦇🐈‍⬛
- Amanda K. from Montana

We'd love to see and share your #Halloween #pet pics, too!
Comment or send us your favorite pic for a chance to win some free snarky swag! 💕🐾

#petlover #cute #catsofinstagram #catlife #halloweencostume #halloweenvibes

🚨 ALERT! 🚨
Unknown vehicle approaching. Possible package. Probable threat.
I repeat: TUCK. NOISE. DETECTED.

#clawsanddeflect #dogmeme #funnydog #amazontruck #doghumor #protectorpu

🎄 Tree? What tree?
I definitely didn’t obliterate your holiday hopes before December even started.
Try again when the house isn’t made of paper and bad decisions.
#TooSoon #NotSorry

#clawsanddeflect #smugcat #holidaychaos #naughtylist #catlife

Move along, Whiskers! I’m the snuggle shift supervisor. Pet me like you mean it. 🐾

#dogmeme #doghumor #dachshund #catmeme #petmemes #clawsanddeflect

Spooky season is here ♥ We like 'em furry, purring and just straight up adorable! We'd love to see you and your pets all dressed up! Like, share and comment with your photos and you may win some free s-wag! 🐾🪄🎃

#halloween #giveaway #pets #costume #cats #dogs

Booked. Buffed. Bougie. 💅
Sparkle level: blinding. ✨
Yes, I’m tipping in treats.

#dogmeme #funnydog #doghumor #doggrooming #spoileddog #clawsanddeflect

Howl you doin? New collection for snarky dog people. Same cheeky design on tee, tank, sweatshirt, tote, blanket, poster + mug. Black and white, cozy-season ready. Fetch yours before they’re gone. 🐾🍂

→ clawsanddeflect.etsy.com

#doglover #funnydog #giftideas #petlovers

Every night, the same concert. No tickets, no encore, just pure drama at 3AM. 🎶🐾
#catlife #funnycats #sleepdeprived #catparents #clawsanddeflect

Turns out my “kids” chase toys, not curfews. 🐾
#pets #petlife #petparents #funnyanimals #clawsanddeflect

Who needs snooze when you’ve got smooch? ❤️⏰
#dogs #doglife #dogsofinstagram #dogmemes #clawsanddeflect

Just when you thought you had boundaries… adorable. 😼🐾
#cats #catlife #catsofinstagram #catmemes #clawsanddeflect

Sorry, plans canceled. The couch crew booked me first. 🛋️🐾😼🐕
#pets #petlife #petparents #funnyanimals #clawsanddeflect

Feline flirt alert! 🐈‍⬛ "Meow you doin?" is now available throughout the store.
Collection includes tees, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, totes, pillows, stickers, posters, and blankets.
Shop now → clawsanddeflect.etsy.com
#clawsanddeflect #catenthusiasts #felinehumor #catapparel #howyoudoin

The only thing vicious about this pup is his gas 💨🐕
#dogs #doglife #dogsofinstagram #dogmemes #clawsanddeflect

🎶 Live at 9AM: The Meow Mix remix.
#cats #catlife #catsofinstagram #catmemes #clawsanddeflect

Friday night plans? Just me and the kids at the movies. 🎬🐾

#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect

Breaking news: 92% of laps failed inspection. Zero refunds. 🐈⬛
#catmemes #funnycats #cattitude #petmemes #clawsanddeflect

Turns out… teamwork isn’t always a good thing. 🐾😼🐶

#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect

Majestic. Delicate. Also a certified weapon of mass destruction. 😼✨

#catsofinstagram #catmemes #funnycats #petlife #clawsanddeflect

Plans for global takeover? On hold. Priorities: belly rubs first. 🐾✨

#dogmemes #funnydogs #doglife #petmemes #clawsanddeflect

Stealth mode? Denied. We hear everything. 🔑🐕🐈

#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect

Even our most poised models speak AWOOO. Do you? 🐾🐺
"I Speak Fluent AWOOO" collection is now available for the snarky, sassy and adorable ♥ More than just bags! 10 items just hit the shop!

Check it out →
clawsanddeflect.etsy.com

#doglovers #husky #awoo #dogsofinstagram

Every kingdom has its ruler. This one just happens to shed. 👑🐾

#catsofinstagram #catmemes #funnycats #petlife #clawsanddeflect

Some legends follow rules. This one rewrote them. 🐾✨

#dogmemes #funnydogs #doglife #petmemes #clawsanddeflect

They said get a long little doggy, so we did. 🐾
Doxie gear for every day: tee, sweatshirt, tanks, mug, tote, pillow, sticker, poster, blanket. 10 items, all attitude. 🖤

Shop the collection now →
clawsanddeflect.etsy.com

#clawsanddeflect #dachshund #wienerdog #doxie #doglovers #giftideas

If you don't have a fur family, you won't get it. 📞💬
#petparents #petmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect