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RFK Jr. used AI to turn his infamous McDonald’s meal into a Thanksgiving dinner. Whenever they get caught, it’s “I was only joking,” as if they actually have senses of humor.
30.11.2025 23:35 — 👍 341 🔁 82 💬 46 📌 8
Suddenly the game has taken a cruel turn😂
30.11.2025 23:54 — 👍 21 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: MAGA King falls from grace.
24.11.2025 04:32 — 👍 35 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 7Pam Bondi is no better woman than Ghislaine Maxwell.
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It’s gonna be a wild weekend.
15.11.2025 02:25 — 👍 293 🔁 55 💬 48 📌 4
Trump lowered tariffs on beef, coffee, and dozens of other agricultural and food goods as his poll numbers tanked to 27–33 percent, proving that Americans are indeed paying his tariffs.
14.11.2025 22:07 — 👍 477 🔁 178 💬 59 📌 14
The leopards are at it again.
This is perhaps the only thing House Republicans are getting right. The list of accomplishments is short.
The $500k corruption scheme. The fox is guarding the henhouse.
It makes me mad that these a$$holes will not be held accountable.
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So it turns out all the MAGAs I thought were sarcastically asking “What’s a woman” were actually serious. 😳
14.11.2025 22:52 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
I guess trump does know what the song YMCA is about after all.
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BREAKING: House Committee releases graphic photo from Epstein emails of Clinton giving Trump a cigar.
14.11.2025 22:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: From what limited data extracted out of the new Epstein emails, Chat GPT was abled to recreate a partial simulation of the event that transpired.
14.11.2025 22:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😂😂😂
14.11.2025 07:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s a good reason this dog doesn’t bark.
14.11.2025 07:11 — 👍 27 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 0BREAKING: Ex-weekend news host and alcoholic Pete Hegseth posts “Dept of War” sign to own the libs then takes a well earned drink to celebrate his achievement.
14.11.2025 03:19 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0They must be😂
06.11.2025 20:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: It’s been 37 days since the US government Grindr’d to a halt and Republican Party 🎊 animal Mike Johnson sees no reason why the shutdown should ever end!
06.11.2025 18:55 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Fake news! He never got shot in the ear.👂this footage clearly shows👇
29.10.2025 01:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The president had a MRI but won't say why.
He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why.
He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical.
He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it.
How is any of this ok?
Lindsey Graham Whispers to Siri in Capitol Hallway. She Loudly Replies, ‘Calling Sean Hannity Mobile’
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BREAKING: In an alternate better universe this trash was put in it’s rightful place.
28.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 38 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0Good 🙏 Glad you liked it as much as I did making it😂
28.10.2025 07:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: In an alternate better universe this trash was put in it’s rightful place.
28.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 38 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0BREAKING: President Trump meets up with his Qatari business partners on Air Force 1 to discuss making America great again.
27.10.2025 03:27 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 4“Those lips, they move like a machine gun” 👄🙈
27.10.2025 03:28 — 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson insists he’s not the Presidents puppet despite persist rumors.
27.10.2025 22:41 — 👍 41 🔁 21 💬 8 📌 1“Those lips, they move like a machine gun” 👄🙈
27.10.2025 03:28 — 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: President Trump meets up with his Qatari business partners on Air Force 1 to discuss making America great again.
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Farmer Scott
27.10.2025 03:25 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0👀😂😂☠️
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