THE MOUTH IS A SEX ORGAN 🔞

the sex needs to feel like this ⬇️

early hominid themed sex !

hunter gatherer themed sex

last glacial maximum themed sex

girl. 🤝 lets have some swabian jura culture themed sex

of course there where gay cave men... how do you think they made the caves??????

putting a ♂ on a drawing of a girl to indicate she drives a volvo

she gets her belly button sucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3

for anon.......
(repost from 2023)

WE are the most incredible pervert

wait... but really we need to talk about how one side is circumcised and the other one isnt truly truly iconic ....

PRAYER STONE.. sacred charm in the shape of a two headed snake. it protects travelers on long journeys against impossible odds. its curve being perfectly angled for maximum tdick rubbing is merely a strange coincidence...

sex organs that are more important than vagina or penis:
mouth
anus
navel
armpits
urethra
and of course the brain stem

vagina and penis are tertiary sex organs at best.

FUCKKKKKKKK THAT IS IT🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵............. seminal work of art for the hominid perverts (only me)

i swear it existed. i dont remember what it was called. it had a girlfriend and three babies. they werw furry exept for their chests which were hairless. hello everyone

unfortunately i didnt grow up with the lion king or smth like that.. instead i watched a strange cartoon about yellow furry humanoids in the jungle doing softcore bondage. so instead of liking cats or wolves like a normal furry im into hominids sigh

i wish i could hide in someones foreskin when im scared. but apperantly thats not proper workplace ettiquite

theological implications of armpit sweat licking

biblically accurate pit sniffing

WHO announces all scientific resources will be rerouted towards the research and recreation of 100% accurate neanderthal pubic hair smell

my three wishes if i ever encounter a gienie:
huff neanderthal bush
huff neanderthal bush
huff neanderthal bush

if i was in charge i would ban deodorants of all kind

very unpopular opinion i know. but i like it when people smell on the bus. let me sniff sniff sniff

*lays unresponsive on the ground*
doctor: QUICK IS ANYONE HERE TRANSGENDER WITH THICK COARSE PUBIC HAIR WHO HASNT SHOWERED IN THE LAST TWO DAYS????? THE PATIENT NEEDS TO HUFF TRANS BUSH SWEAT TO LIVE!!!!!!!

you get it. you know him better than i do..

still reeling from that one time someone on tumblr tagged that drawing of martin blowing ryan T4T . dont think martins genderqueerness escaped me but youre still so much smarter than me for picking up on it from one porn comic page alone.......