Sam

Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.

As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.

The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.

Zohran is cool and awesome and I’m thrilled for him and all of us

but at my core this is who I am: the Jewish guy who shows up to be a world class hater in support of his friend

B A N G E R ALERT

Every South Asian child in New York City should do a dance to this song at the next wedding they go to

Singer is Salma Kausar and turns out I love her vibes

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Fandom isn’t your job. Take a month off. Take 3 years off. Post incomplete fics. Post incomplete art. Never post again. Switch fandoms. Stay loyal to one fandom only. Do whatever tf you want. You literally make all the rules of engagement in this arena.

I'm so glad he's super chill. I hope he integrates into your family well! He's so lovely. Voids are very special.

Oh my goodness, he's gorgeous!

pretty worrying how predictive Peacemaker turned out to be.

Spongebob Squarepants jack o’lantern. He is smiling and riding a little pod of jellyfish

Looney Tunes jack o’lantern featuring the main cast popping out of the “That’s All Folks” background below the Looney Tunes title

Scully and Mulder from the X-Files jack o’lantern. A detailed close up of their faces pressed together at the cheek as they dramatically look at something off to the side

Iconic film still of police chief Margie Gunderson (played by the incomparable Francis McDormand) from the movie Fargo (1996) jack o’lantern

It is PUMPKIN SEASON, my dudes (gn). Here are a few of my favorites that I’ve carved so far this year! 🎃🎃🎃🎃

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

“If the car’s gone,”

“I’ll give you another cookie anyway”

“because I love you.”

Happy Columbo’s Day

Digital painting of a dusk sky, shades of purple and dark blue, long, dark wispy clouds obscuring the lower half of the sky. There are lamp posts on the horizon, with phone lines stretched between them, a few trees, and the silhouette of a sign post, all of them dark in the evening light.

We report: the dregs of the evening pass us by, quiet, flat sound waves reverberating across the fields. Our expert dropped their keys as they took their hands out of their pockets, and we are now hunched over the ground with our torch lights, looking for a glint in the grass.

Two bumper stickers. the top one is black with white text that arches slightly up like a shallow rainbow: Keep Honking! I'm listening to my weird little podcasts. On the right is a dog sitting but it's head is the horn of a record player. On the other side is a record player but instead of a horn on top is a dog's head. The bottom bumper sticker is in shades of purple. The text takes up most of the space with a purple galaxy of stars behind it and a transparent Night Vale eye on the right. The eye is almond shaped with a crescent moon in the iris. The text is a very light violet and says: be proud of your place in the cosmos. it is small and yet it is.

Two fun new bumper stickers!

Find them here: buff.ly/lGvAVs5

me: it's okay to be a person struggling with productivity during a prolonged crisis my brain: not u though me: not me though

Picard management tip: Tolerate failure, not incompetence. Learn the difference.

White people have been wanting to be oppressed for years. Now they're feeling it a little bit and losing their minds. This is what you wanted guys, come play 🙂

This is what happens when you fuck with the money.

Disney lost the theme park adults and freaked.

Sinclair noticed people doing the thing people never do - calling their sponsors.

REMEMBER THIS FOR THE NEXT TIME. Speedrun that shit.

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?

ME: Slay the Spire.

CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?

ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.

CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?

ME: Now hold on a second,

A cartoon drawing of a fish in water, eating fish flakes that are falling in. An arrow pointing to flakes says "YOUR COMMENTS ON MY LITTLE PICTURES AND STORIES" An arrow pointing to the fish says "GROWING FAT AND HEALTHY" Another arrow pointing to the fish says "ME (ARTIST)"

#momoart

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

It's important to keep pointing out: Jimmy Kimmel didn't say anything about Charlie Kirk. He criticized Trump and his MAGA freaks for gleefully exploiting Kirk's death. That's what got him suspended. And that's what makes this different and even more dangerous.

Important to understand that Sinclair, Nexstar, and Tenga are the local TV Oligarchy. They are increasingly looking to buy each other up until all US local TV is controlled by one company. They need a compliant FCC for this.

Jon Oliver did an excellent episode back in 2018 featuring Sinclair.

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

On the alarming aftermath of Charlie Kirk’s murder.

Apologies for not adding alt text to all these photos. My cat is screaming her head off and if I don't let her outside right this instance, where I have to accompany her, I might die.

Style lessons from Robert Redford, one of the most stylish men in the last century. 🧵

Our medieval curator Alison Ray introduces Rawlinson Bodleian Library MS. Rawl. D. 252...a 15th Century necromancer's journal.

This manuscript contains spells written in Latin and Middle English, and would have served as a reference for a professional sorcerer.

#MedievalMonday

My Longest “Devastating News, Lads” Ever

There's info downthread about how to request an opt out to your air travel records being sold.

When you go to your LCS, you should do yourself a favor and put in an order for the Image Comics version of the Eisner-Award Award-winning All-Negro Comics: America's First Black Comic Book. @chrisrobinson.info did an amazing job preserving this essential piece of comic book history. FOC 9/15

So how are all my former gifted and talented kids who used to read several books a day and now rot their faculties doomscrolling while ignoring a TV show doing tonight