Sam

HE'S SO CHATTY I LOVE HIM. Dexter is always a bright spot in the day, as are all your babies. Thank you for sharing them so often!

we were probably all up last night staring at the ceiling with our own version of the same thought running on endless loop, but mine looked something like this:

I hate these people to a degree that feels simultaneously corrosive to the soul, and also the only righteous response to this kind of evil

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

Francis Crozier reclines fetchingly on the Arctic shale on his side posed like Dr Ian Malcolm with one arm resting on his raised bent knee but in full battered-looking cold weather naval slops and with a little sun protector tucked under his hat. Somebody else is bending down next to him and a few other people are milling around in the background. The eternal reminder: SATURDAY CHILLIN’ Don’t fucken @ me I’M CHILLIN’

dan simmons, author of multiple, deeply contemptible works of racism fiction, has died. congratulations, and no, hyperion was not as good as the obituaries will say it was

Hey, I wonder how the Kyle MacLachlan AMA is goi-

I lost count of the number of white people who insisted all day yesterday that nobody was harmed. One guy in particular was like “prove it.”

beep beep shrew train comin' through

Francis Crozier reclines fetchingly on the Arctic shale on his side posed like Dr Ian Malcolm with one arm resting on his raised bent knee but in full battered-looking cold weather naval slops and with a little sun protector tucked under his hat. Somebody else is bending down next to him and a few other people are milling around in the background. The eternal reminder: SATURDAY CHILLIN’ Don’t fucken @ me I’M CHILLIN’

I know so many people for whom "only $2,000" would be genuinely life-altering. Maybe not forever, but for long enough.

Also then he wouldn’t have any money, and I’d pay $2,000 to make that happen

an ad for a slushy drink that reads THE BLUE THING IS BACK!

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.

amandasmildtakes • 9m I enjoyed Kendrick Lamar's halftime show even though I'm not Black and I enjoyed Bad Bunny's even though I'm not Latina because I like America and watching different cultures in our country celebrate themselves because those are my neighbors and it never occurs to me to find that threatening because I'm not a punk ass bitch

presented without comment about the super bowl:

Here’s some sketches exploring one of my ideas for the creature from “The Terror” by Dan Simmons, and how I imagined it could work as a supernatural element while still able to be mistaken for a polar bear at a glance or in the distance~

Francis Crozier reclines fetchingly on the Arctic shale on his side posed like Dr Ian Malcolm with one arm resting on his raised bent knee but in full battered-looking cold weather naval slops and with a little sun protector tucked under his hat. Somebody else is bending down next to him and a few other people are milling around in the background. The eternal reminder: SATURDAY CHILLIN’ Don’t fucken @ me I’M CHILLIN’

5 geese heads tiled to the side to loop up

close up of two geese doing the same

pictured: our geese looking at airplanes

Three panel comic. Panel one: a bush baby in sunglasses and a leather jacket sits outside a house on a motorcycle with huge handlebars. A starry-eyed ingenue in daisy dukes runs from the house. She says “wait, biker bush baby! Take me with you!” Panel 2: biker bush baby solemnly turns back and replies, “heh. Kid… you want nothin’ to do with this.” Panel 3: he rides into the distance while she watches him vanish on the horizon.

We have enough evidence for UBI in general that this policy should be a given. But the difference is, to understand UBI works is to believe that people are fundamentally good. And a big chunk of society is built around the belief, *must maintain the belief* that people are fundamentally bad.

This whole thread is excellent - especially in the wake of a certain someone resurfacing like he thinks we don't see him.

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.

let’s be primitive horses with mama

Noah Wyle in the Pitt making a reference to leverage. Text reads: you realize i could be pulling a heist right now, yes? but no, i'm here, dealing with this shit, because of you. eliot could be getting annoyed by me right now while i wear a cool hat. but no. so make it worth it.

Whenever I see a pic of Noah Wyle in the Pitt all I can think of is this:

Burroughs Wellcome Fund Headquarters designed by architect Paul Rudolph (1971) r/brutalism

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

All politicians do performative acts of service.

Some choose to do pull-ups with soldiers while calling them "war fighters" and ignoring all of their worth and value other than hate and killing.

Some choose to participate in homeless sweeps, and revel in throwing away what little people have left.

Half the battle with this guy is just reiterating government can and already does good things that are so ubiquitous they’ve become invisible. He’s able to remind you in a way that you understand that good government can exist outside of a 24/7 vengeance operation, and in NYC already does.

they should invent a lemon bar or a key lime pie that materializes when you want them

The Sickos baby saying yes… goo goo ga ga… yes and kicking 2025 out)

(art by @wardsutton.bsky.social)

My big tux has a loud motor, but he's got nothing on Dexter. Goodness. What a gift!