Shelly💙

I would fall in love with a sociopath

Le sigh

My Apple Watch told me I was likely going to start my period “tomorrow”…and I did. So that’s cool? 🥴

Jan 1 - sickness fully sets in
Jan 2 - ran over a nail & had to get a whole new set of tires
Jan 3 - TBD

We stayin positive tho, it’s fine I’m fine 😅

I swag when I surf.. now watch me surf & swag ✨ #2025

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Brains are silly. I be out here genuinely wishing & hoping for the best then be like *gremlin emerges & thinks the pettiest shit possible* lmao SOS 😅

I’ve had 3 espresso martinis.. fight me 👹

Smokin a joint listening to the rain & the wind chimes on my mom’s porch with a glass of wine & a man that loves me asleep upstairs.. that’s peace. 💙

I catch myself always listening to COBRAH’s Brand New Bitch after I get my hair done 💅🏻

Collateral damage is shitty