thee hole•e ghost 🏔️ (former bsky main character) 🔜 Vegas

“mind the gap” plays over the BT speaker as each top finishes and the next one squares up 🤣

when I say I’m “old fashioned” I mean it in the sense that I don’t want a train run on me but rather a wagon wheeled over me 😩 💦 🫦

if you run a train on someone bareback, does that make it a cum-muter rail? 🤔

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that is the kind of neutral chaos I LIVE for. do itttt

Maybe if I clench my jaw hard enough the world will get better

so unserious and unhinged

I wonder if they realize the videos of them shaking and shrieking when opening them up were not cute in any way

I am close to claiming a full blown conspiracy on it tbh

a penguin wearing sunglasses and a hat is holding two boxes of money in its hands ALT: a penguin wearing sunglasses and a hat is holding two boxes of money in its hands

I hate airline fees but, if I could pay extra to be on a flight that didn’t allow children… #takeALLmymoney

when was the last time someone checked in on the labubu crowd

maintenance delay on my flight home nooo

life is tricky, baby

stay in your magic 🧚 ✨

Share a preacher, nun, or priest.

… does she count?

🫣

what a fragile constitution he must have 😆

wait… seriously?!

it is 🤭

This dumb bitch

My pup Charlie sitting like a very good boy in my kitchen keeping an eye on my cheese grater and block of cheddar

The local cheese grater safety inspector takes his role VERY seriously

can you see the ones of me singing? posted those too

what about the two reels of me singing?

and the only people that seem to be seeing it are the ones in my CF 😵‍💫 WILD INDEED

fuckin’ knew it - posted a thirst trap to my CF (the green circle = engagement so they let it have a higher weight in the algo) and within SECONDS my story had double-digit views.

this is not empirical by any means but the coincidence (given what we know) is just too strong to ignore.

I’d agree with you but they literally started working again as soon as I posted a thirst trap to my CF story.

holy shit I posted an anti-ice reel to my story on IG and it has been “up” for almost 30 mins and NOT A SINGLE view.

Usually anything I post has a few views within the first 10 mins - but as of this writing, nothing.

Going to test some things some more. Watch this space.

WHEN UR MEAN TO ME THIS IS WHO YOU ARE BEING MEAN TO