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It was basically a stupid marvel movie instead of something akin to the first Mission Impossible.

30.05.2025 17:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can someone explain how the new Mission Impossible movie has universal acclaim on metacritic? It was so fucking bad, multiple instances of the audience laughing at the corniness

30.05.2025 05:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I hate to say it but judging by this spring, climate change is going to make Seattle the greatest city in the United States

26.04.2025 00:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My mouth was literally agape. Does he realize being the mother of a billionaire might afford her some unique financial privileges?

21.03.2025 19:53 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can someone remind me, do markets like chaos and unpredictability? I cannot remember

06.03.2025 17:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m most concerned about the FEC

19.02.2025 18:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Jojo sends chill vibes

18.02.2025 17:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@dansavage.bsky.social hi Dan! Going to Hump tonight, will you be selling shots like you did at a previous show? Trying to figure out if I should bring cash!

16.02.2025 02:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What? Smiley is the good spy!

12.02.2025 21:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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SAY DRAKE

10.02.2025 02:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love when I first wake up and my shit is too fucked up for FaceID to accept me

01.02.2025 19:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I wake up to this, Jojo demanding a walk with quiet indignation

26.01.2025 21:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*rubs eyes*

Is that… is that Matt Gaetz being sworn in?

21.01.2025 02:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No film has been begging for a reboot longer than Hackers (1995). You could even bring in Jolie and Miller in supporting roles!

15.01.2025 02:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i’m going to become the joker

10.01.2025 19:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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anal?

31.12.2024 16:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it is unlikely that any dog who witnessed 9/11 is alive today. a sobering thought.

22.12.2024 02:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Question. Do all murders receive a nationwide manhunt utilizing hundreds of FBI agents, or is this only for the mega rich?

08.12.2024 06:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Jojo silently demands walks and eats

03.12.2024 17:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn, Atlanta is beautiful

02.12.2024 22:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

And your participation isn’t lining the pockets of an insane, racist billionaire

22.11.2024 22:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Behold

21.11.2024 04:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The vast majority of the problems on X relate to Elon setting the tone by being vitriolic and conspiracy minded.

19.11.2024 20:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How is babby formed

14.11.2024 04:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Also Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff in Westwing. RIP

01.10.2024 19:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Crumple zones are for cowards, real mean stop the engine block with their rib cage

23.09.2024 20:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Am I the only one that screams AHHHH whenever their dog yawns?

19.09.2024 16:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Finally, I am cool

18.09.2024 21:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was a really dumb move that they also had barber named Jaws in the movie

10.09.2024 08:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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