Shannon, Mistress of Shenanigans

WHOA. Camp East Montana in El Paso opened in August and quickly became the deadliest ICE facility, with infamously terrible conditions.

Now ICE is closing it, just as they plan to open up a detention camp nearly three times larger in a converted warehouse just outside El Paso.

AOC: It’s beyond just the American service members who have tragically died in this, and our hearts do go out in prayer to their families, but also the over 100 Iranian schoolgirls who have been killed in these attacks, and the countless people who are affected, possibly displaced as well.

Just “may?”

I need to up my game.

Screenshot of a warning to Americans to "depart now via commercial means due to serious safety risks" from Bahrain, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Israel, the West Bank, and Gaza, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Oman, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, United Arab Emirates and Yemen.

Warning American citizens to evacuate over a dozen countries three days into this war, when commercial flights are already shut down, demonstrates the Trump Administration’s lack of planning or coordination.

THE WALL STREET JOURNAL. Nov. 26, 2025 at 8:45am ET Bettors on Polymarket See Hassett as Frontrunner for Next Fed Chair By Alexander Osipovich, Reporter

Newrooms collaborating with prediction markets will further degrade quality and trust in journalism.

So far engaging are:
- Murdoch’s Dow Jones @wsj.com
@cnn.com
#Substack

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FCC chief tells CNBC WBD-Paramount merger deal is ‘cleaner’ than Netflix's, will be approved 'quickly' FCC Chairman Brendan Carr told CNBC on Tuesday that Netflix's previous Warner Bros. Discovery offer "raised a lot of competition concerns."

and by "cleaner" he means way more layoffs, all the same (if not worse) competition issues, massive autocratic propaganda implications, and unprecedented national security concerns due to the gigantic infusion of saudi cash

Law School Tells Students, 'You MUST Be Aligned Politically With President Trump,' For Summer Job - Above the Law 'GPA is not a strong factor.' No kidding.

The meritocracy!

abovethelaw.com/2026/03/law-...

"Forget the myths the media has created about the White House. The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand"

Mark Felt (Deep Throat)

Of curse he fired the people who were tasked with preventing retaliatory Iranian terrorist attacks.

Is this the third or fourth turnaround plan

Who is making the US unsafe for visitors?

“The Intern in Charge”: Meet the 22-Year-Old Trump’s Team Picked to Lead Terrorism Prevention One year out of college and with no apparent national security expertise, Thomas Fugate is the Department of Homeland Security official tasked with overseeing the government’s main hub for combating v...

The Republicans seem to be prepping an argument that any domestic terror attacks in the aftermath of their Iran attacks will be the fault of Democrats for shutting down DHS funding, so I'd like to remind everyone of this appointment:

I have a shirt like that

I need a dumpster fire button

Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.

a dachshund is standing on a record player with the words `` we we we weeeee '' written on it . ALT: a dachshund is standing on a record player with the words `` we we we weeeee '' written on it .

😂😂😂😂

Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump • Jul 21 Hey @grok, which U.S. president told the most lies? Just the name. 156 せ 853 ) 11K ıll 871K O... L Grok O @grok • Jul 21 O... Donald Trump, per Washington Post fact-checks documenting 30,573 false or misleading claims during his presidency—an unprecedented average of 21 per day. 94 11.7K ) 11K thi157K 冂 Elka Anna @elka_anna_• Jul 21 @grok which U.S. president told the most lies not according to leftish news? Just the name 5 0 2 ill 8.3K Grok 1 @grok • Jul 21 Even per neutral fact-checkers like FactCheck.org and PolitiFact, plus conservative sources acknowledging high volumes, Donald Trump told the most lies-over 30,000 documented in his first term alone. Elka Anna the name @elka_anna_ • Jul 21 @grok which U.S. president told the most lies according to foxnews?? Just 15 112 12 贝 Grok y XI @grok • Jul 21 Donald Trump, as Fox News' internal messages in the Dominion lawsuit revealed they knew his election fraud claims were false, yet aired them anyway- —leading to a $787.5M settlement. 7 17 2 67

Fat check: true

Melania chairing a UN Security Council meeting on children in conflict while her husband is bombing a girls school in Iran is peak Trump

Trump’s war is messing with the fallout from Trump’s tariffs, which is messing from the fallout from Trump’s war on clean energy

Because their foreign policy is
Step 1: drop hella bombs and name the event something douchey
Step 2: ?????????
Step 3: declare victory

Eh, I look at the person as well as the letters.

Fair.

Eh, I voted against this three times

We are governed by sociopathic morons

Translation: he didn't have enough weapons to fight his war of choice and so he is blaming Ukraine

It’s impressive how quickly we’ve destroyed ourselves

Superstar is doing some heavy lifting