I’m Gen-Xcellent

LA come out to laugh and help us rebuild! Gonna be a hot one this Wednesday for @habitatforhumanity.bsky.social Tickets here: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/goingl...

Thank you, lady with diamonds, for your charity

Got bumped up to first class

Pros: leg room, comfort, good snacks

Cons: Asking a woman using the overhead luggage compartment for her purse and huge jacket if I can move them for my actual luggage and getting treated like a medieval serf asking if my child can also have table scraps

Matt Braunger - Warren Station Center for the Arts at Keystone - Keystone, CO 1/24/25 | PUNCHUP Matt Braunger is one of the most streamed comics of all time (100 million on Pandora alone). He has four comedy specials: Shovel Fighter (Comedy Central), Big Dumb Animal (Netflix), Finally Live in Po...

Keystone, Colorado this Friday. I don’t ski. Tickets here: punchup.live/show/25610be...

Recent book recs:
“Cunning Folk” by Adam Nevill (folk horror that will ruin moving to the country for you)
“The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampire” by Grady Hendrix (Your mom & friends Vs. a vampire)
“I am Not Sydney Poitier” by Percival Everett (Kid looks like SP, has crazy life)

[raises lantern above head] “Hello?”