stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem
12.01.2026 04:31 β π 3004 π 628 π¬ 44 π 28@frannicus.bsky.social
your friend with the rhetoric professor of haunted doll-ogy (doll hauntology) (actually a really beleaguered small town department chair, send help) aka tesseractive on other platforms e/em pronouns In a small voice: also wrestling
stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem
12.01.2026 04:31 β π 3004 π 628 π¬ 44 π 28See this was my 2020
12.01.2026 07:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is legitimately my plan for 2026.
12.01.2026 07:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did you ever see the old Adult Swim fake informercial from ten years ago about basically this same product? www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJkl...
01.01.2026 18:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I want this for you.
23.12.2025 05:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The most wonderful game of the year
21.12.2025 04:33 β π 93 π 17 π¬ 1 π 0Have you heard the word of our Lord and Saviour, WHITE POP JESUS?
20.12.2025 17:52 β π 44 π 15 π¬ 1 π 1I got up at six to catch the mind melter because I missed the last two..,
20.12.2025 16:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0He would absolutely say this.
18.09.2025 02:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shturmovshchina was a common Soviet work practice of frantic and overtime work at the end of a planning period in order to fulfill the planned production target. The practice usually gave rise to products of poor quality at the end of a planning cycle.
Agile Development was invented in the Soviet Union.
08.06.2025 15:55 β π 779 π 155 π¬ 24 π 13That is a great book.
08.06.2025 20:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh thank god something to look forward to
08.06.2025 20:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How is this a Thursday? This has been the most Friday day in ages
05.06.2025 22:29 β π 51 π 2 π¬ 5 π 0The famous photo of Stalin before and after where one person was edited out of the scene, but instead of Stalin it's Trump and Elon Musk is gone from the second photograph.
My mom is sending me these memes from a different country
05.06.2025 22:49 β π 449 π 91 π¬ 9 π 5Hahahahahahah the βbite each otherβs dicks offβ timer went off
05.06.2025 23:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i did think the fangs were like a straw, yes
24.05.2025 05:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I heard someone on a podcast recently say, "Ha! Remember VLC?" and I was like, "REMEMBER? Isn't that something everyone uses 12 hours a day?
23.05.2025 19:53 β π 209 π 32 π¬ 4 π 3thank you for this thread because it let me understand the live announcement!
08.05.2025 22:51 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This is so deeply true, I can't even say.
As a long-time technologist, the number of times people have said to me "well, we'll just automate that" and I have to respond "OK...what exactly would you like to automate?" And they can't even begin to explain their processes.
If you think technology will solve your problems, you don't understand technology or your problems
21.02.2025 21:00 β π 99 π 28 π¬ 4 π 2i think this would spice things up at the magic the gathering table
30.04.2025 16:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I had a student do this about COMICS and he left my office with a reusable grocery tote of books
28.04.2025 19:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
For the Monday morning crowd: a π§΅on how to appeal your NEH grant termination. Please share with NEH grantees.
I also summarized in a shareable google doc, available here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
βEveryone has their own method of coping, some more effective, or self-destructive, than others...β He gives you a meaningful look.
13.04.2025 19:42 β π 70 π 17 π¬ 0 π 0Do I seem like a person who was obsessed with Judy Chicago in college? Because I was.
30.03.2025 18:59 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The abuserβs classic playbook is to isolate you from your friends, create a sense of helplessness, make it difficult to connect with others and force you to simply think about your survival from one day to the next. We are seeing that playbook applied to the nation as a whole.
30.03.2025 13:29 β π 7448 π 1819 π¬ 161 π 108Murderbot's pronouns are so it/its that the Japanese translator had to create an entirely new first-person pronoun for it: εΌζ© (one among many amazing and interesting translation choices that I swear I'm going to write about one of these days).
26.03.2025 16:23 β π 525 π 191 π¬ 12 π 7please donβt text me war plans, because Iβm actually at capacity right now and I donβt think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
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