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Learn more about what your *real* neighbors are thinking in Silicon Valley! Comedy. Parody. Not official/affiliated with, or sponsored by anyone. Always thinking about parking

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Whoaaaaa

07.10.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 334    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 2

I think we're trending towards 999: 9am - 9pm, 9 days in office per week

07.10.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even putting aside Prop 13 malarkey - retirees here generally are of the culture that moving out of a single family home into something dense is a stigma. It's saying you've decided to give up and live with vermin or something. That and you'll be murdered daily.

07.10.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I’m not sure people whose employers have ended WFH would consider an office a fringe benefit

07.10.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re going to end up with Universal Home Insurance for All before we have Medicare for All.

What, you want people in high fire risk homes and who don’t do anything to mitigate the risk to become homeless!?

06.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome home to Nextdoor dot com Max. We’ve been waiting for you.

07.10.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump take spaghetti

06.10.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great shot of Central Park!

07.10.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's a pretty big deal that the NYC Bar Association--one of the most prominent and respected bar associations in the country--is accusing the President of ordering the "unlawful summary execution," i.e. murder--of civilians in violation of US and international law. www.nycbar.org/press-releas...

06.10.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 15642    πŸ” 6100    πŸ’¬ 277    πŸ“Œ 216
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Pritzker: β€œThe Trump administration is following a playbook: Cause chaos, create fear and confusion, make it seem that peaceful protesters are a mob by firing gas pellets and tear gas canisters at them. Why? To create the pretext for invoking the Insurrection Act.”

06.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1825    πŸ” 741    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 34

It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.

06.10.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12526    πŸ” 5514    πŸ’¬ 155    πŸ“Œ 96

Wow, the negative posts about Measure A are really pouring onto NextDoor. I'd bet a $1 that it won't pass.

06.10.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is incredible

06.10.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4341    πŸ” 711    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 10

Your mission is to explain what it means now that 60 Minutes is hosted by Michael Shellenberger, to people who legit comment β€œWE DONT DESERVE DOGS” to this

bsky.app/profile/velo...

03.10.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Here’s the list of Next Door groups sharing efforts to fix prop 19

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Repeal the death tax! And by death tax I mean allow people to inherit Prop 13 property taxes - including rental ones!

06.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Newsom just vetoed a bill to regulate license plate readersΒ β€” even as fresh evidence of misuse emerges The measure would have required regular purges of license plate databases and regularly audited how automated readers are used.

Gruesome Newsom just vetoed a bill to regulate license plate readers due to opposition from RivCo's fascist sheriff, despite widespread reports of cops using them to stalk love interests and sharing data with ICE. calmatters.org/economy/tech...

06.10.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not C. Lee!
bsky.app/profile/next...

06.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey want to have high blood pressure like me? Check this out:

06.10.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re going to end up with Universal Home Insurance for All before we have Medicare for All.

What, you want people in high fire risk homes and who don’t do anything to mitigate the risk to become homeless!?

06.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun coda to the story, Bari Weiss is now head of CBS news and Radley Balko was fired from the WaPo mostly because he was such a good actual journalist on his beat

06.10.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1948    πŸ” 326    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 7

Fill in the blank

Old CBS: The Insider (1999) by Michael Mann

New CBS: ___________

06.10.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like it's more about turning the unprofitable segment of your entertainment business into an ongoing political contribution to the governing entity which regulates the profitable segments.

06.10.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

They literally just fought a Supreme Court case for the right to racially profile. It was in the news!

06.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9099    πŸ” 2251    πŸ’¬ 282    πŸ“Œ 64

β€œThe problem with America is that the news is too partisan, which is why I’m turning CBS over to a committed ideologue with a tiny paying audience”.

06.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

gonna go to my grave muttering about how this charlatan unironically cited an "Official Antifa" Twitter account in the NYT bsky.app/profile/jame...

06.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1588    πŸ” 202    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 8
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Megyn Kelly has now made multiple denigrating posts about me across X, YouTube, her podcast so I’m sharing this. Unlike her, I don't perform dislike and disdain in public,then become my real self when the cameras are off. That's the definition of the grift she accuses me of;I find it profoundly sad.

06.10.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3232    πŸ” 622    πŸ’¬ 178    πŸ“Œ 41

perhaps the biggest story TFPever ran was a catastrophically shoddy argument that George Floyd ackshully died of an overdose. When confronted with irrefutable evidence that the piece was simply wrong, Weiss didn’t take it down, she asked her critic, @radleybalko.bsky.social, to come on a podcast.

06.10.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 9224    πŸ” 2100    πŸ’¬ 180    πŸ“Œ 86
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The very first statute authorizing domestic use of the military during domestic emergencies, enacted in 1792 by a Congress full of the same folks who wrote and ratified the Constitution, expressly provided for judicial review in certain circumstances *before* the President could even send troops.

05.10.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 11001    πŸ” 3295    πŸ’¬ 272    πŸ“Œ 141

Reup

06.10.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 402    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

I’ve been sort of idly keeping track of all the points in the Declaration of Independence’s bill of particulars that arguably apply to the Trump Admin. This is the first four-in-a-row I’ve hit. www.archives.gov/founding-doc...

27.03.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4116    πŸ” 1328    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 56

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