Janette Moser

Bench the guy who wen 4/5 last game. Makes perfect sense.

It's back.

lol ok

Anyways I just had a fruit roll up for dinner. So there's that.

But they have bidets in the separate toilet rooms so that's nice.

Out suite had two bedrooms and four bathrooms and now that I look back on it....that was probably good planning on the part of the hotel considering that buffet.

I went to the one at the Bellagio and it was wild.

I'm gonna try to get lobster and crab induced gout.

A little lime with your whiskey and you're golden! Come on!

NO. ONLY DINO NUGGETS.

(I forgot about fucking gout lmao.)

It's almost incomprehensible to me how it's even possible in the US given how common foods are fortified with shit just to avoid this very problem.

Like I don't have a perfect balanced diet but I'd have to try real real hard to catch a disease about it.

A favorite thing I've learned in the last few days is that doctors are diagnosing old timey pirate diseases like scurvy and beriberi.

Because people grew up getting away with refusing to eat anything but chicken nuggets or whatever the fuck and now they don't know how to feed themselves.

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THE BRITS ARE AT IT AGAIN

Lol no it's definitely not because he's a red sock. He's a maga douchebag. Yet is playing for Mexico.

And Paul Skenes has the personality of a wet paper bag and his girlfriend is just as annoying.

On one side, we have Skenes, who I do not care for. On the other side, we have Duran, who I also do not care for.

Perhaps they could both lose.

I work for a fire department but same energy

You'll probably be be surprised to learn it was a man. 🙃

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Today's the day we got our annual reminder from the chief that we're not allowed to go to the St Patrick's Day Parade and drink/get drunk in uniform.

"Plan ahead and bring a change of clothes."

Not sure what would make them think we need this reminder every year.

Like....brother, I just have to write whether you used an Apple Watch, a pulse ox, bp cuff, or took it manually. For the love of god chill the fuck out, I'm not questioning your intelligence. What the actual fuck.

It's not even 0800 and this is my day.

Patient reports what their heart rate has been.

I ask how they measured it.

Patient reports that they counted beats and timed it with their watch.

I was like oh ok, you took it manually. Cool.

"LADY I AM A PROFESSIONAL MATHEMATICIAN, I CAN COUNT. I'M NOT A FUCKING MORON"

There was a very stereotypically conservative looking family in a hotel restaurant in Galway back in 2020 talking about how most Americans love Trump actually and I wanted to die. Crawl right under the table.

Saying this as former army is wild if we're being honest.

Hell I couldn't even commission other than the navy and coast guard. I'm set. I'm good. Fuck that shit lol.

Not for me

Me, a dumbass: thinking people would chill once the Texas primary was over.

WRONG

And the centrist dem backed Chorus creators aren't helping.

It's 2026 and people are still falling for bots and right wing plants.

I'm so tired.

Good luck and Godspeed

Terry, our PR is real bad.