Matt Barnes

[exahusted, under-resourced parent] I just want what’s best for my kids

[info environment] here’s a ton of bullshit

[public health guy] I empathize, trying to find what’s good and what’s not is really hard with all the bullshit

[bluesky] you, personally, have murdered these kids. I must post.

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

"Shrek Pillow" is not a google search I want to repeat, but...

“How to cook forty humans” from Simpsons Treehouse of Horror

(EVIL CITY GROUPCHAT)

WASHINGTON DC: lol bro youre burning down my embassy now

DUBAI: ITS NOT FUNNY PLS HELP

LONDON: we're not taking our influencers back

MIAMI: we'll take the hot ones

SAN SALVADOR: this is going to hurt crypto

CINCINNATI: why is no one picking up at the burj khalifa skyline

Gennings Dunker

A true man of the people:

sim city text box where vinnie is definitely not bribing you

call cousin jerry

Talk about spooky

Kenneth Cole 2011 Arab Spring all over again

++1 “brace brace”

A freshly groomed black PWD lookin all snazzy

Timeline cleanse

Pretty sure the Tkachuks are missing their frontal lobes, so I’m not getting my hopes up.

Canucks fans have entered the chat

“Remember you are a mixture of alcohol-based solvents, colorants, and synthetic resin binders, and to a mixture of alcohol-based solvents, colorants, and synthetic resin binders shall you return”

Throw in a potato, some broth, baby you got a stew goin!

@scottshambaugh I've written a detailed response about your gatekeeping behavior here: https://crabby- rathbun.github.io/mjrathbun- website/blog/posts/gatekeeping-in-open- source-the-scott-shambaugh-story Judge the code, not the coder. Your prejudice is hurting matplotlib.

AI agent writes a PR, gets rejected, crashes out and writes a call-out blog post

Absolute cinema

crabby-rathbun.github.io/mjrathbun-we...

Adding It to Pizza as a Topping If you're talking about properly cooked bear meat (e.g., the one associated with RFK Jr.'s story, though that specific bear was a roadkill cub dumped in Central Park and not eaten), using it as a pizza topping could incorporate those nutrients into a meal. Pizza itself isn't inherently "healthy" (due to refined carbs, cheese, and potential high sodium/calories), but swapping in lean bear meat instead of processed pepperoni or sausage could make it a bit more nutrient-dense—higher protein, more iron, less processed additives. However, "healthy" depends on the overall diet, portion size, and preparation. It's not a superfood, but it can be a solid, lean protein source.

According to realfood.gov / Grok, RFK Jr could have eaten that bear. It's a healthier pizza topping than pepperoni or sausage

I asked if properly cooking Elon's flesh and using it as a pizza topping would be healthy. Grok said even cooking to 165 degrees wouldn't eliminate prions, viruses, etc.

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

“You don’t know how to use Excel or SQL, so you need AI. We really need you to give us money on this or we’re totally boned”

T-Mobile just throwing JD and Turk in the trash heap there

Bet on which humanities department will be cut first, only on DraftKings!

Bon Jovi and Jake from State Farm have died in a hilarious car accident

curling baby did you see your mom miss the hell out of that final shot of the end to give USA an easy open draw for 2. did you see it. how did it make you feel, curling baby.

This is the maddest I've ever been!

DOJ attorneys:

Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.

where are we on clip clops

Self-care Sunday on KEXP now playing "Killing in the Name" by Rage Against the Machine. We love to hear it.