Matt Barnes

Talk about spooky

Kenneth Cole 2011 Arab Spring all over again

++1 “brace brace”

A freshly groomed black PWD lookin all snazzy

Timeline cleanse

Pretty sure the Tkachuks are missing their frontal lobes, so I’m not getting my hopes up.

Canucks fans have entered the chat

“Remember you are a mixture of alcohol-based solvents, colorants, and synthetic resin binders, and to a mixture of alcohol-based solvents, colorants, and synthetic resin binders shall you return”

Throw in a potato, some broth, baby you got a stew goin!

@scottshambaugh I've written a detailed response about your gatekeeping behavior here: https://crabby- rathbun.github.io/mjrathbun- website/blog/posts/gatekeeping-in-open- source-the-scott-shambaugh-story Judge the code, not the coder. Your prejudice is hurting matplotlib.

AI agent writes a PR, gets rejected, crashes out and writes a call-out blog post

Absolute cinema

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Adding It to Pizza as a Topping If you're talking about properly cooked bear meat (e.g., the one associated with RFK Jr.'s story, though that specific bear was a roadkill cub dumped in Central Park and not eaten), using it as a pizza topping could incorporate those nutrients into a meal. Pizza itself isn't inherently "healthy" (due to refined carbs, cheese, and potential high sodium/calories), but swapping in lean bear meat instead of processed pepperoni or sausage could make it a bit more nutrient-dense—higher protein, more iron, less processed additives. However, "healthy" depends on the overall diet, portion size, and preparation. It's not a superfood, but it can be a solid, lean protein source.

According to realfood.gov / Grok, RFK Jr could have eaten that bear. It's a healthier pizza topping than pepperoni or sausage

I asked if properly cooking Elon's flesh and using it as a pizza topping would be healthy. Grok said even cooking to 165 degrees wouldn't eliminate prions, viruses, etc.

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

“You don’t know how to use Excel or SQL, so you need AI. We really need you to give us money on this or we’re totally boned”

T-Mobile just throwing JD and Turk in the trash heap there

Bet on which humanities department will be cut first, only on DraftKings!

Bon Jovi and Jake from State Farm have died in a hilarious car accident

curling baby did you see your mom miss the hell out of that final shot of the end to give USA an easy open draw for 2. did you see it. how did it make you feel, curling baby.

This is the maddest I've ever been!

DOJ attorneys:

Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.

where are we on clip clops

Self-care Sunday on KEXP now playing "Killing in the Name" by Rage Against the Machine. We love to hear it.

one step closer to having a stew goin 🍲🥘

right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out

Primaries for senators

Post a car picture you took

Malala at the Boston Fleet vs Seattle Torrent hockey game

Malala, an actual Nobel Peace Prize laureate, in the house for the Seattle Torrent game

Average Sunday show interview:

OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats

HOST: how will you pay for it?

OFFICIAL: tariffs

HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money

OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed

HOST: thank u for ur time

Don’t see how elections can be canceled, but I’m guessing they’ll try to direct the Treasury to stop issuing Congressional paychecks, which is an entirely different ballgame