Matt Barnes

Britney Spears in an old interview saying “everyone has been doing emails”

pls donate? NO health care!! ONLY donate

no money for politicians

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thinking back to when eric cantor got knocked out in a primary in 2014

Primaries for senators

already looking at driving from Seattle to Ohio for an extended holiday trip. a whole lot of time for catching up on audiobooks i guess

BREAKING: Cuomo has fled the NYC mainland following its fall to socialist Zohran Mamdani. Sources say he will establish a new govt on Staten Island with the goal of eventually reclaiming the entire city. Mamdani has promised to purge all remaining Cuomintang on the mainland.

we did it, Zo

i hope he gets some pierogi first, you know, as a going away treat

Dick Cheney, ABD Remembering the greatest alt-ac of them all

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It's time once again.

SUICIDE SQUEEZE DO IT

a black Portuguese water dog fresh off a quality diggin’ session

Seven says he’s helping with yard work

Trump slammed for demolishing White House before Canadians could burn it down again WASHINGTON D.C. - US President Donald Trump's planned White House ballroom, requiring the complete demolition of the historic East Wing, is being criticized by Canadians who will now never get to light the building on fire for a second time since the War of 1812.

Trump slammed for demolishing White House before Canadians could burn it down again

Vladimir Guerrero Jr wearing a Leafs jersey before the Jays game

VLADDY JR IS THE FIRST PERSON IN A LEAFS JERSEY TO WIN A GAME SEVEN IN OVER 20 YEARS

was just about to tag @thebeaverton.com but then saw your bio

Already in consolation mode

Dan Wilson can still catch his nonstop from YYZ to Cancun #mariners

WHY IS DAN WILSON TRYING TO KILL ME

where do I fill out an application to manage the mariners

NOW HE BRINGS IN MUÑOZ?! Fuck you Dan Wilson

Goddammit

Tom GIF Alt: Tom the cat pacing because the Mariners are gonna squander their lead

Watching the Mariners

Gotta put some runs on the board

stressful monday at work. time to log off and get ready for mariners baseball

Decided to go to the Shoreline, WA protest this time around. Great energy out here

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

MARINERS I NEVER DOUBTED YOU

a cartoon of the simpsons sitting on a couch in front of a fire ALT: a cartoon of the simpsons sitting on a couch in front of a fire

watching the mariners

if I was a Mariners pitcher, I would simply not throw meatballs right down the middle