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Some dude who pretends to be a coyote on the Internet. Flyer of aircraft. Fighter of fires. Eater of burritos. Part time Shep.

279 Followers  |  271 Following  |  1,510 Posts  |  Joined: 23.07.2023
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Oh my.

01.03.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a Chrome user I can affirm that this feature also exists there.

24.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I agree

24.02.2026 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

When I was in the hospital after my car accident they’d give me morphine after jostling me around for MRIs and it was the best shit ever XD

Like within seconds the pain was gone and I was just like πŸ₯°

24.02.2026 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a reason why it was included in β€œcough remedies” for the longest time XD

24.02.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I still love them though. XD

24.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My chief complaint with the large carnivores in the Jurassic series is that they’re always trying to eat the people. Wouldn’t that be equivalent to us being like β€œoh look a peanut” in terms of caloric content and thus not be worth the energy to pursue?

24.02.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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a woman is giving the middle finger and saying `` good luck and may the odds ever be in your favor !!! '' ALT: a woman is giving the middle finger and saying `` good luck and may the odds ever be in your favor !!! ''
24.02.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s funny watching Jurassic Park as a kid I didn’t like Ian Malcom because I saw him as a Debbie downer trying to ruin everyone’s fun but revisiting the films as an adult he was the voice of reason.

Also Jeff Goldblum played the character masterfully.

24.02.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘†

24.02.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still have some screenshots saved.

22.02.2026 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He does however, like the bean burrito. They are efficiently designed.

20.02.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And now at Taco Bell.

First reaction to a soft taco:

β€œOh! This looks like Doner kebab!”

*eats*

β€œI do not think I could be friends with anyone who enjoys this.”

20.02.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGlazed donut holes? You kinky fucks.”

19.02.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Took my German brother in law to Walmart for the first time because he wanted to experience true America.

His reaction to various products and poking fun at American consumerism was hilarious

19.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've always said I'd love to see Sasha offering her brand of personal training to my own blond shep, just been waiting until I have the budget for it. :3

A YCH would be neat though.

16.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is it Paczki time?

12.02.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beer for coyotes.

12.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beer for dogs.

12.02.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mood.

12.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reclining in the easy chair next to the window with the sun streaming in and I understand why cats do this now.

12.02.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎡 ...99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont 🎡

11.02.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Allrighty then.

11.02.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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God I love the Eagle

07.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.02.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just sayin, but if I have to reset a fuel cutoff switch 3 times because it moved to the cutoff position on its own, we're not going flying.

04.02.2026 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A tiny-mustachioed man trying to take over the world.

03.02.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how much 'Landman' has done for sales of Michelob Ultra.

01.02.2026 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0