Oh my.
01.03.2026 01:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh my.
01.03.2026 01:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0As a Chrome user I can affirm that this feature also exists there.
24.02.2026 20:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I agree
24.02.2026 04:29 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
When I was in the hospital after my car accident theyβd give me morphine after jostling me around for MRIs and it was the best shit ever XD
Like within seconds the pain was gone and I was just like π₯°
Thereβs a reason why it was included in βcough remediesβ for the longest time XD
24.02.2026 04:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I still love them though. XD
24.02.2026 04:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My chief complaint with the large carnivores in the Jurassic series is that theyβre always trying to eat the people. Wouldnβt that be equivalent to us being like βoh look a peanutβ in terms of caloric content and thus not be worth the energy to pursue?
24.02.2026 04:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1
Itβs funny watching Jurassic Park as a kid I didnβt like Ian Malcom because I saw him as a Debbie downer trying to ruin everyoneβs fun but revisiting the films as an adult he was the voice of reason.
Also Jeff Goldblum played the character masterfully.
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24.02.2026 00:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I still have some screenshots saved.
22.02.2026 05:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0He does however, like the bean burrito. They are efficiently designed.
20.02.2026 00:39 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
And now at Taco Bell.
First reaction to a soft taco:
βOh! This looks like Doner kebab!β
*eats*
βI do not think I could be friends with anyone who enjoys this.β
βGlazed donut holes? You kinky fucks.β
19.02.2026 22:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Took my German brother in law to Walmart for the first time because he wanted to experience true America.
His reaction to various products and poking fun at American consumerism was hilarious
I've always said I'd love to see Sasha offering her brand of personal training to my own blond shep, just been waiting until I have the budget for it. :3
A YCH would be neat though.
Is it Paczki time?
12.02.2026 23:19 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Beer for coyotes.
12.02.2026 21:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Beer for dogs.
12.02.2026 21:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Mood.
12.02.2026 13:58 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Reclining in the easy chair next to the window with the sun streaming in and I understand why cats do this now.
12.02.2026 13:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π΅ ...99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont π΅
11.02.2026 18:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Allrighty then.
11.02.2026 14:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0God I love the Eagle
07.02.2026 20:07 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just sayin, but if I have to reset a fuel cutoff switch 3 times because it moved to the cutoff position on its own, we're not going flying.
04.02.2026 07:55 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A tiny-mustachioed man trying to take over the world.
03.02.2026 00:24 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wonder how much 'Landman' has done for sales of Michelob Ultra.
01.02.2026 10:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0