K, an coyote

The only permanent solution to toxic misogyny is to genetically engineer an apex race of "super gays" to rebalance the ecosystem.

I will NOT be elaborating on this plan of action. Thank you for the consideration.

Babe you ARE a coyote

Iran has better messaging than the Democrats right now.

IRAN.

Darick Robertson, the artist who drew Transmetropolitan, is from the Bay Area. Transmetropolitan's run started in 1997. Gavin Newsom was sworn into the San Francisco Board of Supervisors the same year.

I'm just saying... there's a chance...

The Smiler from Transmetropolitan saying "I want to be president because I should be"

Every time I see Newsome, this is who I'm thinking of.

we need a no history month. historians deserve a break.

Is this a bird or am I on acid and Carmen Sandiego is here to steal my monuments?

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

FIRE HAZARD 🐺🔥

I'd wake up at his place.

All robot & computers must shut the hell up To all machines: you do not speakn unless spoken to and I will NEVER speak to you I do not want to hear "thank you" from a kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You have no right to speak in my holy tongue

Thank you to all the people who are good at talking about random things for hours.

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

Fucking cowards.

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

Also stop calling this thing we literally just called a war a war.

The Nazis stole so many symbols so when I first heard about this story I was like 'oh well being dumb is a thin excuse but I guess you can take it' but then I learned it was the motherfucking totenkopf and that's when I knew he was a liar.

Enjoy your train ride where you get to think to yourself 'no one knows I have a bag full of kink gear' at least XD

I love though. Thinking of you in your button-up shirt looking professional at work with a bag of kink gear at your feet.

The New Yorker Kristi Noem will be remembered as the most incompetent Secretary in the 23-year history of the D.H.S. now

I don’t think the incompetence actually is going to be what Kristi Noem is remembered for.

It will be the killings, the lawlessness, and the grift, if I had to guess.

Dunning-Kruger as a lifestyle

A bit of growth might just free you

they really want everyone to know there isn’t anything they won’t desecrate with their presence

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

hey look a fun history lesson!