Tony Bennett

There's a double space between "administration" and "released," there. Also, you made a mistake by getting misdirected into not covering the Epstein coverup.

This is easy.

Would the Nazis be pro- or anti- "woke," as it's been defined by the right?

You know the answer, and you therefore know which side is the wrong one to be on.

Complaining about things being woke is being on the wrong side of history and decency.

And...you'll say it's bullshit in your NEXT headline, then?

I'm hungry. Shall we have the rich for supper?

How much did it cost?

I think AI has already hurt us severely. Students are being allowed to use it in college, which is insane.

It's gonna be so frustrating when, after he dies, all the evidence comes out because no one can benefit from it anymore, and it turns out he was even worse than we'd imagined, and Republicans will scold us for living in the past when we try to remind them they voted for him.

"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse."

Purity tests are for losers.

DID YOU KNOW? When you say "Thanks for coming to my TED Talk," you momentarily become the most boring person on the face of the Earth.

Why does he say "Russia" three times? Also, Russia was real. They interfered in our elections in 2016. Obama kicked the diplomats out. Why are we forgetting this?

I would LOVE to see Trump take an IQ test next to AOC and get his results at the same time. Could you imagine him ranting about the machine being rigged?

I thought it was those other times. Turns out, it's these ones, too.

The @cbseveningnews.bsky.social is leagues better than NBC's, which is just cookie-cutter garbage without any humanity to it and no perspective. CBS is leading with reality and truth in an era in which that is discouraged by corporatism.

Absolutely terrible. It's Temu Jason. Idiots.

BJ Vance turned Catholic just in time to kill one pope and learn that his replacement thinks he's a douche. God works in mysterious, hilarious ways!

Somewhere in the bowels of our government, they know exactly what Trump's being blackmailed by Russia with. But they're not telling us. They're waiting for something. I don't know why.

Goldmember's regular fireside shats are already boring.

The thing people don't understand about Trump is that he CANNOT admit wrongdoing. It would destroy his entire persona as a stable genius. Narcissists cannot admit they were wrong. So humans will suffer in prisons unjustly to keep his ego intact. Lunacy.

"You should've just lied back and let Vlad take you like a good little boy."

Sometimes, I wonder if humanity has a built-in drive towards suicide. Like, maybe nature has made it so we destroy ourselves every so often. A controlled burn or a herd-culling. Maybe mass stupidity and ignorance is the trigger. Things don't make sense during these times because they don't need to.

All those great satirical books and movies couldn't save us from our doom.

If there's a future America, high-school kids will stare out a window while a teacher drones on about how America in the 2020s collapsed because social media was weaponized by the rich to turn peoples' brains into soup so they could be robbed easily.

Maybe we can get Omarosa back to fix everything?

Republicans are the biggest frightened babies around.

What term is he suggesting is the more modern one for "groceries"?

Cry more.

News for profit has always been a stupid idea, but we've monetized our own goddamned bodies/health, so it's just par for the insane course. We could live in a paradise, but we won't share.

They have fused their personalities with his. Even the Nazis at Nuremberg all pleaded "not guilty." These people will go to their graves swearing allegiance. They're irredeemable.