Savannah Honeycutt

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

My partner: You know where your vibrator is at all times?

Me: Well yeah, what if there’s a fire and I have to rescue it?