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If you move one of the drawers in just the right way, it opens the secret compartment where he put the Epstein files.

08.11.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If the party that wants to cut education can't spell the name of the state, don't vote for them. Vote for @mikiesherrill.bsky.social to protect our teachers and students.

30.10.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Early voting selfie. Line was out the door but the whole process took less than 15 minutes. Poll workers, who are often retirees, were much younger than I've ever seen before. Make of that what you will. #mikiesherrill

25.10.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Of course I'm seeing it on opening night. I live in New Jersey. It's the law.

24.10.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Old MacDonald had a farm
AI AI O
And on that farm he had some bots
AI AI O

With a deepfake here and a fauxtograph there
Here a troll there a lie everwhere a conman

Old MacDonald had a farm
AI AI O

14.10.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Prediction: The Super Bowl half-time show with Bad Bunny will have huge ratings and Trump will take credit for the ratings.

09.10.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Human hearts don't work right until they're broken. - David Wilcox

05.10.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Under Trump, the US Government has shut down 3 times for 38 days and counting in less than 5 years.

Under Biden, Obama, and Clinton combined, the US Government shut down 3 times for 42 days in 20 years.

01.10.2025 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The hud.gov site right now.

30.09.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For those of you still here that were hoping to be raptured I'm sorry it didn't happen for you but it would be great if you could stay home tomorrow since so many of us were looking forward to an easier commute. Thx.

24.09.2025 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going to re-watch the Lord of the Rings to remind myself that, eventually, Sauron loses.

18.09.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For those keeping score at home, the same people who said "Conservatives are being silenced on campuses denying them their right to free speech" are now also saying "If liberals on campus say things conservatives don't like, they should be silenced."

17.09.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good morning America how are you.....

15.09.2025 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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September 14, 2025 along I-81 in Virginia. A confederate flag flying half-staff a few days after the killing of a prominent conservative voice tells us how far we have yet to go in America.

15.09.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The president had a chance to be a leader. To console the nation. To lower the temperature.

Nope. He canโ€™t do it.

11.09.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8659    ๐Ÿ” 1708    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 520    ๐Ÿ“Œ 114
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Florida to end vaccine mandates for children as stateโ€™s surgeon general likens them to โ€˜slaveryโ€™ Joseph Ladapo, a long-time vaccine skeptic, says that every state vaccine requirement would be repealed

Make Tetanus Great Again:

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

03.09.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Newsmax sues Fox News in battle of right-wing TV networks Newsmax accuses its more established rival of engaging in a campaign to stunt its business that violates competition law.

The battle over bullshit mountain:

www.bbc.com/news/article...

03.09.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Grand jury won't indict alleged DC sub sandwich thrower on felony charges, reports say The US Attorneyโ€™s Office in DC sought to charge Sean Charles Dunn with felony assault after the Aug. 27 incident, which was caught on video.

You might be able to get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich, but you can't get a grand jury to indict a man for throwing one.

www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

27.08.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stephen Miller is so nefarious even Dick Cheney is like "Dude, you gotta dial it back."

23.08.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Classes start at my university next week so we have alot of new student events on campus this week. The number of people driving the wrong way in the parking deck is making me question our admission standards.

21.08.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Trump Tariffs are a wealth transfer from the American people to the US Government.

06.08.2025 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No trip to the strip mall is complete without seeing a shirtless old man emerging from the dollar store with a fist full of scratchers. Good luck, my man.

05.08.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hmmm....something's amiss, not sure I can put my finger jhon it...

29.07.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If someone could make an "in public" mode for my phone that automatically turns of the speaker on other people's phones when they're near me that would be great.

19.07.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a pixel art of a red , white and blue ghost with a blue hat . ALT: a pixel art of a red , white and blue ghost with a blue hat .
04.07.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I may not judge a book by its cover, but that title is fair game.

03.07.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In the shade. Ugh.

23.06.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Given the news, I guess it's a good thing I had most of a bottle of wine tonight. A nice malbec.

22.06.2025 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You want to really honor the Army on its 250th birthday? Take those 10s of millions from the parade and put it towards mental health services for active duty soldiers and vets.

14.06.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a Taco Truck on campus today but it's only for attendees at a special event. I'm trying hard not to choose violence over this ridiculousness.

12.06.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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