Callahan, the Mind Sculptor

"Mr President please provide a detailed account of your strategic considerations and timeline for withdrawal" my dude he just invaded an American city for a month because of a youtube video

This reads like it's coming from someone who has no familiarity with Donald Trump at all

A screenshot of a large group of people facing a heavily damaged building. A few of them are scaling the rubble. A headline reads: "Iran Says Dozens Are Killed in Strike on School" Photo by IRIB TV, via Agence France-Presse

During the U.S.-Israeli attack in Iran on Saturday, dozens of people, most of them likely children, were killed when a strike hit a girls’ elementary school in Minab and a high school in Tehran, according to Iranian health officials, state media and a human rights group. trib.al/y3MsQLC

President Trump has just launched another illegal attack on Iran after he claimed the attack in June 'obliterated' Iran’s nuclear program. He has not gotten authorization from Congress to go to war. That power belongs to Congress, not the President. Americans do not want war in the Middle East.

Once again, I’d like to remind everyone that the Iraq War, which was an unmitigated catastrophe that Trump himself attacked in the campaign, was launched after a year-long buildup that secured with substantial public approval and sweeping authorization votes in both houses of Congress.

Bring Congress back into session. Now. We should vote on Senator Kaine's War Powers Resolution today.

Hegseth just shot down a DHS drone with a laser because he thought it belonged to a Mexican cartel, but let’s let him preside over a radical shift to unrestrained AI on our most advanced weapons systems. What could go wrong?

I'm begging my fellow politicians, Illinoisans, and Americans to realize that right now, we aren't fighting over policy or political party.

We're fighting over whether we're going to be a country rooted in empathy and kindness — or one rooted in cruelty and rage.

This is one of my all time favorite cards omg

I feel like Angry Birds might have an IP infringement case here 😂

Had a great night seeing John Mulaney

I don't think anyone pretending there isn't an effort underway by Republicans to eradicate trans people from public life can be taken seriously at this point.

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This is how it felt to watch the first two episodes of the Scrubs revival

Welp - their new hero doing blatant antisemitism

Democracy is dying in America.

ICE is a murderous secret police force. We’re about to bomb Iran for Israel. Your kids are shot at in school daily, and pedophiles run our government. There’s no healthcare, and your food is poisonous.

We need real leaders - not career politicians.

Just a lil look at some of the top songs Im listening to this year so fare

“This message is brought to you tonight by the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, which is solely responsible for its content.”

i opened a lewd discord for reasons and ended up looking at the meme channel for like 2 hours

the democratic response to the SOTU should start with “is Donald Trump a pedophile?” and from there be entirely about the files

Karoline Leavitt: "The president will be making a few new policy announcements to continue tackling the affordability crisis that Joe Biden created one year ago." (Joe Biden was no longer president one year ago.)

all the points about the difference between a constitutional right and a consumer purchase are correct, but, also, why is the president’s daughter-in-law interviewing the vice president

Please the MBMBaM show!!!

Wooooof

THEY BROUGHT OUT HIS KIDS FOR THE TEAM PICTURE GUYS IM SOBBING

Golden again! U.S. tops Canada to win 1st men's hockey gold since 'Miracle on Ice' The U.S. won its first Olympic gold in 46 years in a 2-1 overtime thriller over rival Canada. A brilliant performance by U.S. goaltender Connor Hellebuyck saved the Americans' chances.

Breaking News:
The U.S. won its first Olympic gold in 46 years in a 2-1 overtime thriller over rival Canada. A brilliant performance by U.S. goaltender Connor Hellebuyck saved the Americans' chances.

USA? USA? USA?

THEY GOT IT FROM THEIR MAMA!

I would like to replace our Secretary of Defense please 🇺🇸

I did not realize it was 46 years ago to the day of the Miracle on Ice, but that feels really poetic to me