Peebu the Judge

I left my debit card at a gas station 35 minutes from my house and need to spend my morning retrieving it tomorrow.
But it’s gonna be a good week. snow is pretty. And the Christmas tree is going up. And I’m good at cooking dinner. So there.

Looking forward to the winter break experience a week from now

a woman is talking into a microphone in front of a national board of review wall ALT: a woman is talking into a microphone in front of a national board of review wall

Easily my favorite thing about being bald is doing the Cynthia Erivo stim. Like I legit can’t stop it’s so satisfying

It is a textbook perfect November day. The aesthetics surrounding me are fleeting beauty and I can’t enjoy it at all

I hope a year from now everything is better.

First bout of good vibes in politics in an entire calendar year, and today is the last of my six Hell Wednesdays this semester. We’re gonna take it fellas 😎

Arin doing a Peter griffin voice for berdly is actually going to make me pee myself laughing ohmygodhxhchdhhxjd

(at a wendy's counter) hey could I get uhhhhhhhh friends who love me for me unconditionally

THE CRASH OUT IS COMING

Oh my god I love hazbin hotel I’ve always loved hazbin hotel I will always love hazbin hotel. I’m right and everyone else is wrong. Perfect television show

🎶I SIIIING A SOOONG of the saaaints of god, and a modern stone-age familyyyyyy 🎶

My ~6 month deep dive into that world may have been the last time I ever knew real lasting joy and peace. To return NOW??? As I am old and decrepit and every inch of my world is on fire around me???

I’ve been waiting for the next installment! Not for a corpse reanimated >:/

Choochoo autism weeee

Brethren and sistren when I tell you how remotely NOT psychologically prepared I was for today, this month, this year, for animal crossing new horizons to go “just kidding we are in fact still updating this game that FOUR YEARS AGO we said we were done updating :) still wanna play???” LIKE. DIVA???

there are few things more draining than people in your life choosing to Make Problems That Don't Need To Exist, when our lives are already overfilled past the brim with PROBLEMS. you feel me

I just ate a really good apple so I’ve got that going for me

“Pain is the trade we make for love.”

in the last five years, i haven't seen one single qrt about gay marriage being undone that was expressing concern or sadness for gay married couples. only ever about dragging anti-trans gay dudes. yeah, we know, fuck them. do you care about the rest of us though, the people effected

I was doing good for a while here, but now I think I’m staunchly back in my “I could drop my hard earned and highly specialized career for a mindless email/cubicle job and be much happier” mentality.

Fucked what petty people with no guardrails on how they treat others can ruin things.

It’s grim but it’s not ALL bad. Solid chance I’m getting a baconator tomorrow and I’m pretty hype about that

hey what do you do when you’re probably about to lose your job and your friend just killed himself and all your mutual friends are sad and your hobbies and interests don’t excite you anymore? Lol haha

smart guy in an rpg: hmm..
party member: what's wrong?
smart guy: it's nothing.
(20 hours later)
smart guy: so it's true... i knew it.

I think it was so brave when they invented Teams and said "and lets make the microphone quality just be absolute garbage all the time for no reason"

Lionel Prichard and the Wolfington Brothers are back.

I am a pro at dropping shitposts into the normie friend group chat and getting no reactions or responses to them 😎

I just lost a friend to suicide and it’s actually been devastating but even so reading this made me ugly laugh so that’s how my brain does or does not operate

it's probably so fun and satisfying to write a really good I Want song

half of the people are stoned and the other half are waiting for the next election

making a pot of abuelita while you're high feels so sacred

hey nerds. does Pokemon Legends Z-A still have the kinda janky human vs pokemon boss battles that Legends Arceus does, or did they do away with those? my purchase will depend on the answer so thanks for letting me know!!!

Anyways. Eagle Creek Park stays my favorite place on earth ❤️🧡💛