AJ Milne

Plot idea: wag the dog but with morons, and they actually think that’s how dogs work.

News item: Drumpf demands subject change.

EP mastered. Releasing shortly.

Okay, so Pirro can’t, in fact, make charges stick for a ham sandwich.

(... if you need to book a box of cheap white zinfandel tho, watch out.)

I hope when they take Vance’s booking photo they ask him to smile.

For some reason I find myself wondering again about the people who still supported Hitler even as he died in his bunker.

… the people arguing even now murdering a Minnesotan nurse is somehow justified putting this in mind I can’t imagine why.

We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face

We cannot normalize this federal occupation of Minneapolis.

It is not normal to watch people abducted in front of our eyes—dragged from car windows, pulled from their homes, and children left without parents.

This is not about immigration. It’s about unchecked cruelty.

Calling Drumpf not getting a Nobel a ‘snub’ is just a misnomer.

That’s like me calling Felicity Jones not asking me on a date a ‘snub’.

"Today I’m taking action to bring accountability to federal law enforcement like the Gestapo. New legislation I’m announcing will require the Gestapo to adopt rigorous training hiring standards, and for their agents to wear body cameras."

[cont'd]

There is of course one award Drumpf has earned and so far not been given:

A convict number.

Pitch guy: Aldrich Ames only instead of him getting arrested the Russians use Fox viewers’ gullibility, greed and racial resentment to make him president.

Studio money dude: thanks but I don’t do documentaries.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

News item: pathetic orange lying criminal rapey idiot branching out from just bombing in his own country again.

Rumour I’m starting: the reason Drumpf is destroying the economy is his hope this will make people desperate enough he can pay them enough to go to his Kid Rock Epstein Cats show at the Formerly The Kennedy Centre.

Realistically, hiring someone called ‘Bari’ as a news editor is a bit like picking someone called Slash for your surgeon.

I know people are pissed about the ridiculous coverup that was the Epstein files ‘release’...

... but ya know I might just pay for software that automatically covered every appearance of that lying ugly criminal orange shit in the news with a black square.

Not really a complete thought but there really seems to me something a bit Kiss and Macho Man are still hip about trying to blame this whole thing on Clinton.

(Counting on fingers...)

So it turns out when you redact Drumpf from the Epstein files there’s like half a paragraph left.

Brown tabby sleeping happily on lap.

The Trump’s All Over The Epstein Files Centre.

Library of Alexandria level destruction

News item: Trump junta claims boondoggle ballroom necessary for ‘national security’...

(... blinks...)

... I guess that must be where they do the Safety Dance.

Guy passes out in oval office.

RFKJ flees the room.

Drumpf stands around looking like the guy who was pulling his strings also ran away.

World realises the Drumpf administration has finally released their healthcare plan.

Dems, repeat after me: "It is pathetic to see this sick, old, clearly confused, likely dying old man being trotted out like a trained monkey by his Project 2025 handlers to play President. It is clear he lacks the cognitive capacity for the job."

Drumpf could knock down the Lincoln memorial to build a carpark, no one would say shit. His drooling followers would clap like trained seals.

The networks took the much smaller Tea Party movement so seriously they broadcast a Tea Party rebuttal to Obama’s 2011 SOTU on top of the normal GOP one.

Again deep respect to all who assembled yesterday. This was really good to see.

A letter from war torn Portland Oregon, truly heartbreaking. Please pass along so others across the world can see how bad it is🤭

#DefendersOfDemocracy

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.