AJ Milne

Guy passes out in oval office.

RFKJ flees the room.

Drumpf stands around looking like the guy who was pulling his strings also ran away.

World realises the Drumpf administration has finally released their healthcare plan.

Dems, repeat after me: "It is pathetic to see this sick, old, clearly confused, likely dying old man being trotted out like a trained monkey by his Project 2025 handlers to play President. It is clear he lacks the cognitive capacity for the job."

Drumpf could knock down the Lincoln memorial to build a carpark, no one would say shit. His drooling followers would clap like trained seals.

The networks took the much smaller Tea Party movement so seriously they broadcast a Tea Party rebuttal to Obama’s 2011 SOTU on top of the normal GOP one.

Again deep respect to all who assembled yesterday. This was really good to see.

A letter from war torn Portland Oregon, truly heartbreaking. Please pass along so others across the world can see how bad it is🤭

#DefendersOfDemocracy

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Republicans to Spend Shutdown Playing Golf at Five-Star Resort Senate Republicans don’t seem too worried about the government shutting down.

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Amusing me this hour: various memes going around nicknaming the Kegsbreath and Shambledonnie show ‘Fat Man and Little Boy’ because that’s how much they bombed.

Transcript from President Restraining Order’s speech before the UN

Tamir Rice was 12.
Trayvon Martin was 17.
Michael Brown was 18.
Stephon Clark was 22.
Elijah McClain was 23.
Ahmaud Arbury was 25.
Breonna Taylor was 26.
Sandra Bland was 28.

Since y’all, now, recognize how young 31 is.

Charlie Kirk was a man so deeply committed to freedom of speech and enlightened, reasonable debate that you are not allowed to quote anything he said ever again.

Last Exit by AJ Milne on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 3:44

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(Also available on Spotify, pretty much everywhere else. EP also coming. Yeah I’m that old fashioned.)

News item: Florida campaign to fuck vaccines, let the kids die goes viral.

(... so to speak.)

Miller calling anyone else a terrorist is like Cankles accusing anyone else of mortgage fraud.

Honestly I don’t think I’ve ever seen Drumpf act appropriately.

People in Los Angeles have been protesting 24 hours for 2 weeks straight and no news outlet is covering it!
8/8/25

Science is effectively dead in the US for at least the next 3½ years, and will then take another several years to even get started again. Canceled research doesn’t just uncancel itself, and scientists who find opportunity elsewhere won’t just come flocking back.

The damage is generational.

I see lying fuckface Orange and his criminal administration are going to try punish Brazil for charging a would be dictator who attempted an autocoup.

... guess they’re against that for some reason.

If two weeks is never, I don’t even know what fifty days is. But it probably involves string theory.

Correction zero deals in ninety days.

À propos of nothing, I wonder if Drumpf will ever learn to speak English.

This is why they didn’t want him back: He is a witness.

Headline: Drumpf releasing fragrance.

Me: Nothing to add.

Say it with me. RFK Jr. is killing children.

Probably just because after being cut off during his dementia rant at the G7 his tiny little mushroom fell off.

An addled president is shredding the Constitution to usher in white nationalism and fascism while destroying the economy and our health care, so if you’re going to write an alarmist op-ed because a mayoral candidate might open five (5) city-run grocery stores, you can kindly get bent.

For a moment when I heard Drumpf was going to the Hague today, I got my hopes up.

Weather app: ‘Nice day for outdoor fun?’

... below it, the actual temperature. Which says, really: nice day for testing a Venus lander.