The Princess Bride (1987)

That may be the first time in my life… a man has dared insult me.

I'll explain… and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand… you warthog-faced buffoon.

I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.

No! To the pain.

But first things first. To the death.

A technicality that will shortly be remedied.

Wouldn't you agree, Your Highness?

If you didn't say it, you didn't do it.

Then you're not married.

We sort of skipped that part.

Did you say I do?

But it did. I was there. This old man said man and wife.

It never happened.

What?

It never happened.

I got married. I didn't want to. It all happened so fast.

What hideous sin have you committed lately?

Westley, will you ever forgive me?

I want my father back, you son of a bitch!

Anything you want.

Offer me everything I ask for.

All that I have and more, please.

Power, too, promise me that.

Yes!

Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die! Offer me money.

Stop saying that!

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Good heavens, are you still trying to win? You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday.

Gently!

At a time like this… that's all you can think to say, gently?