Ritz @itsritz - Bluesky Profile

😭😭

19.02.2026 15:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It wasn't so much that for me, it was the voices and just everything about it.

19.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I could never stand it

19.02.2026 15:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

British police don’t carry no poles and couldn’t even catch Benny Hill but they beating American “law enforcement” and actually arresting Epstein folks.

How embarrassing.

19.02.2026 13:00 — 👍 48 🔁 24 💬 3 📌 6

He really slid on it.

19.02.2026 13:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit says my name 's bond in front of a 007 logo ALT: a man in a suit says my name 's bond in front of a 007 logo

19.02.2026 13:11 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

From days I wasn't able, there was always caine

19.02.2026 13:10 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

You have no room to talk.

18.02.2026 17:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😭😭😭

18.02.2026 12:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man is laying in bed with his hand up and the words `` swing low , sweet chariot '' above him . ALT: a man is laying in bed with his hand up and the words `` swing low , sweet chariot '' above him .

Are you saying
😭😭😭

18.02.2026 12:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I... Sksksksk

18.02.2026 12:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Or Happy Lent if you're celebrating and observing.
(But only to those that didn't vote for Trump)

18.02.2026 12:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ramadan Mubarak to those celebrating and observing.

18.02.2026 12:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Them not being open yet is the real crime.

14.02.2026 19:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

As a grown man please open your ass cheeks when you shower. Clap that mf if you need to.

12.02.2026 04:24 — 👍 46 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 13

a man in a black shirt is clapping his hands and smiling . ALT: a man in a black shirt is clapping his hands and smiling .

My job here is done

12.02.2026 05:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😭😭😭😭

12.02.2026 05:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*stays

12.02.2026 05:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤣🤣

12.02.2026 05:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've got plenty more

12.02.2026 05:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Making sure the streak starts alive

12.02.2026 05:35 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

12.02.2026 05:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

It's been years of study. Lol

12.02.2026 05:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

12.02.2026 05:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Hi

12.02.2026 05:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PSA

12.02.2026 05:26 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

12.02.2026 05:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

12.02.2026 05:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

12.02.2026 05:18 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1

Well thank you, lol. All made from scratch

10.02.2026 00:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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