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LMFAO I DIDNT KNOW U MADE IT

the amount of impending doom i feel when i listen to modest mouse is insane actually

the part of me that is evil has been having incredible enrichment time lately.

the only thing i miss about my past situationships with old people* was leaching off their obscure millennial music.

(*people who are over 30 and not cool and relatable like my other friends over 30 so i felt more like i was talking to an old person)

does your secret diary wanna play with my secret diary

listening to all ur music on shuffle is fun until ur jerking off to you got a friend in me

sometimes lying in bed and waiting for your problems to go away actually works and i find that in itself massively problematic

(눈_눈)

i am not very good at this whole being alive thing

wdym it wont

surely sex will cure my depression

no notifications, no problems.

ya know phoebe idk if taking someone else’s prescription medication is the best way to get inside their head

i’m wearing a backwards garfield baseball hat for strength rn

why in the hell did i find oragel with sex toys

music lobotomy

not to brag but i finished my 2025 weeping speed run in like 40 minutes

save me alt account

i was BORN to listen to lana del ray while texting gamer boys

i don’t have the strength to sculpt a man with style out of a lump of guy clay

gonna chuck a watermelon out the window because i can’t chuck myself

if there’s one thing i love its boys with the same name as other boys who have previously traumatized me

big fan of when i’m good at things without trying hard

oh alt account how i love ever so

maybe breaking down a boy’s confidence again will fix mr

comfort show is less comfy when it’s also the comfort show of the person you’re seeking comfort from

i love being pretty

sexting and listening to kesha

living my best life.

when weezer said “all my favourite people make me mad” i felt that.

i am going to shoot myself