joeg

how much help does Bronny James need

checking your phone and seeing Luka was traded for AD

I wonder which message will resonate more

before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit

last night i asked the earth to make 2024 longer. thats how much i believe in my grind/hustle

🚨 Jimmy Carter now eligible for congressional leadership position

RIP to the only decent country ass president of my lifetime

watching football @jonbois.bsky.social

when i ask my daughter what ballerinas wear but she has the hiccups

when i have to use more than one stove burner

how I'll be watching the game tonight

[while getting my ass kicked] this is helpful context, thank you

meant to search for larry david gifs and

gathered some data

got my permanent bottom retainer removed and replaced it with the shards of mehrunes' razor

JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

gravy is a liquid when warm but more of a solid when refrigerated. if only science could explain this

bro everyone is kinda pissed about how much you took from the horn of plenty

i've poked myself in the eye twice in the last 24 hours. these are dangerous and unprecedented times

ok happy Tuesday everyone! thanks for joining the meeting today. we'll get started with a quick icebreaker so we can get to know each other a little better... feel free to type your answer in the chat or come off mute... perfect alright so the icebreaker for today is: do you guys hate me

AND THERE WAS NEVER A DOUBT

it worked

go pack go say it back

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Saints interim head coach had the nervous shits today. Maybe the most relatable thing a coach has ever said.

the crowd at this basketball game just honored a wheelchair-bound boy with a standing ovation. how incredibly disrespectful

i found a deal on a camera but it didn't pan out

i don't know what iykyk stands for